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So...just started season 3 of The Magnus Archives...so...

We all hate Elias Bouchard, right? With a burning passion, right?

Is this podcast really going to make me fall for the literal personification of arachnophobia?

Yes, I'm talking about Annabelle Cane, and yes, I'm also very gay.

I know this is just me wishing stuff, but, hear me out:

Does this aufully sound like a marriage proposal, or is it just me?

"I see"

"Be seeing you"

There's a joke about an eye roll in here somewhere...

mercs with STACKED titties, built like brick shithouses:

medic

heavy

soldier

mercs that are beefy:

demo

engie

pyro

obviously a little built bc mercenary but kinda twigs:

scout

sniper

literal twig, chest is concave, flies out the window like a napkin when you leave the car window down

spy

A statement from Italy read by Martin? Fuck yes.

I can't even get angry at a wrong pronunciation as I usually would, I physically can't.

Everytime he says something in italian wrong I just say: "No sweetie❤️".

And everytime he says something right I just go into cardiac arrest.

the compendium, days nine through twelve

Going right for my throat, aren't you?

I was talking to a friend about Peter Lukas and Elias Bouchard, and after telling them about how they're normally drawn (Elias as an older twink and Peter as a beefy boi) they said:

"Ohhh nooo... I wonder who's the bottom..."

I've been laughing at their pure and sheer sarcasm ever since.