Give Me A Fic Where Garp Does His Damnest To Find A Photo Of Ace’s Mother To Give It To Him For His

Also Basira now has a title!!

So we have The Ceaseless Watcher's Special Little Boy, The Antichrist's Plus One, The Prophets Chosen To Walk The Endtimes Unscathed, and now A Freelance Watcher! :D

the transition im crying

So um,,, loving the enthusiasm here Mrs. Jude Perry, but burn the dumb little archivist again...and, seeing how much you love the heat, I will drown you in a pool of ice.

Don't fucking smirk at me, Archivist.

I'm suffering and you're smirking.

I'm this close to crying and you're smirking.

I get a heart attack every time you go for a smoke break, and you're smirking at a reference from the first statement.

Jonny Sims. I feel attacked.

This is almost as good as going all John Amehrst on Elias's office.

Extremely late crack AU where Gertrude and Gerry met the guy with the clown-eating Monster Pig and just took it back to the Institute. 

Jonah-James-Elias: I’m compelled to ask why

Gertrude: This is my new service animal.

Jonah: For what service?

Gertrude, with her longest pointed Stare: Eating clowns

Jonah:

Monster Pig, sitting outside Jonah’s office, staring in at him through the door he Knows was closed and locked when he came in: 🐷

And that’s where it stays. The titanic horror-hog wouldn’t go anywhere if it didn’t want to. It’d be there to greet Breekon and Hope the second they tried to walk in with their delivery. It’d devour them and the table in one sitting just to get at the Not-Them. 

It’d lay in wait, lurking around Jon and the Archive crew like a massive pink shadow–

Jon: Elias, I understand Gertrude was attached to it, but are you sure we shouldn’t relocate th–

Monster Pig, in the corner: 🐷

Jonah, Knowing it knows where he sleeps: The Pig Stays, Jon

–and turn up at the Unknowing, at which point it would devour the entire circus. 

Jon, Tim, Basira, Daisy:

Monster Pig: 🐷

Its job done, it goes snorting off into the night, maybe heading back to haunt its very best friend, Dylan Anderson…after a brief detour.

Jonah, sitting in his cell: Well, the Unknowing was a waste. At least there’s still the Dark Sun to string them along w–

Monster Pig, kicking down the door, having saved the best clown for last: 

 🐷  

tl;dr: The Monster Pig was Flesh-aligned, Stranger-averse, pro-clown-cannibalism, and would’ve saved the day if Gertrude had only taken it away to let it do what it loved

reasons why i wish corazon was still around:

1. so law can scream whenever he wants

2. PIGGYBACK RIDES

So... Unfortunately, I am a monsterfucker and the elephant man in episode 1 somewhat...

Intrigues me.

Dear Annabelle Cane;

Annabelle "Avatar of the Web" Cane. I'm very gay for you, you and your adorable lisp.

But.

Even if I personally think I would be an avatar of the Vast, and I am in no way, shape or form a suitable avatar of the Slaughter or Desolation... I will burn you if you do something to Martin.

I'm in an episode 111 mood...

*squeaky voice* Jonathan's discovering stuff! I'm so proud!

Another very dumb TMA AU/fic prompt.

I’ve seen fics where Elias’s next planned body is Tim and I just had the thought that if this was the case then Elias would need to set up paper trial and everything saying Tim’s the next head of the institute.

So what if Elias accidentally gets knocked into a coma or something (to busy plotting his next evil speech in his head and falls down the stairs or something dumb like that) and he’s out of it so they check to see whose in charge next…and it’s TIM.

No one knows why, Sasha, Jon and Martin are going out of their mind because Tim? He picks Tim? What? Why?

Tim also very confused but just decides to roll with it.

This leads to either A) Tim finding out about all the fears and everything and archive crew stopping everything from happening and saving the day or

B) Tim doesn’t find out but somehow still manages to stop everything! Just through sheer dumb luck, weird business choices (most of which are part of his scheme to set Martin and Jon up so he can win the betting pool) ect.

Just no one finding out about any of fears but still stopping all of them.

The Lukases can’t interfere because Tim is so social he scares them.

Once Elias wakes up he sees hundreds of years of planning fucked up by Tim.

Elias: HOW COULD YOU NOT STOP HIM??

Peter: HE JUST KEPT TALKING ABOUT KAYAKING! RETREAT WAS THE ONLY OPTION.