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I feel like such an asexual stereotype
I just ate like 2 pieces of stale garlic bread and honestly thinking about it, I’d eat that over having sex any day. Feels so stereotypical since I’m asexual (under the umbrella), but I’d have a strawberry shortcake or day old garlic bread over sex any day. Very happy to learn that those memes weren’t over exaggerating lol
DAY SIX Emmet appreciation month (June 2024)
[cooking]
Emmet and Ingo both know how to cook most basic things, but they don´t tend to do it a lot. A busy scedule lends to efficiency, so most of what they eat is store-bought or leftovers.
Their tastes in food differ more often than not; One thing they can agree on though, is garlic bread. So, sometimes when they´re not too busy and feel like indulging, it´s garlic time! (too bad they get a bit too excited sometimes, a burnt tounge is never nice to have)
I made a very stupid mistake today. I have a mild garlic allergy where if I eat it I'm going to be in a lot of pain for a couple hours after I've eaten it. The thing is, I fucking love garlic bread. It's objectively the best food to have ever been made and every time I eat it life gets just a bit better until the bad shit kicks in. Now, I ate garlic bread about 11 hours ago (it is currently 4:10 am) and I have been in pain for about three hours now. I'm not saying I regret my decision to eat garlic bread, I'm just saying that I regret something garlic bread flavoured that doesn't have any garlic has been invented yet.
Tldr: I'm allergic to garlic but it's fucking delicious and now I am in pain because I have no self control and I'm probably going to do the same thing in like two weeks
Huh
Ooc I think,but the more I eat pieces of bread the more I want to ship frank with uh -cough cough- Quentin together its like a weird depressed couple thing and I happen to like gay depressed couples so uh yeah
Idk how it would work anybody got an ideas?
I just think it would be strange ship but nice to the eye
English what is english?
You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)
Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!
Bitcged be moaning about garlic bread thus and garlic bread tgat as if Red Lobsters Cheddar Bay Cheesy Biscuits don't exist???????
heard it in their voices when i read the post so i made this
Jesus can multiply and change form.
Is Jesus a slime?
God is a shut-in.
God, as we discussed previously in a civilised and polite manner, IS A COWARD. He resides in his extravagant abode consisting of a singular golden gate (lame, gold isn't a even a good metal) and some clouds (made of water, kvass is better (i am not an addict)). He also has some angels made of eyes (lame, i made a biblically accurate alien garfield-coloured octopus, so im way better) and some dudes that were too unsinful to be with the hot guys in hell and their awesome muscles capable of throwing me into Satan's church of enlightenment on how to effectively sin to get more men. Where was i? oh yeah GOD IS A COWARD, HE REMAINS IN HIS CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF ELDRITCH ANGELS LAND AS HE COWERS BEFORE HUMANITY. DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME GOD WENT DOWN TO HUMANITY? JESUS. He is whatever he is. Jesus got nailed by probably muscular dudes onto a giant T aka a cross. In other words God was murdered and people didn't stop making fun of his death even after he abused the revival glitch and patched it, so I couldn't do it. So what does he do about his death? Remain in the not so damned sky, he trapped himself there as he already experienced getting absolutely murdered by shirtless muscular roman dudes and fears it happening again. COWARD. I WOULD TAKE ON THOSE DUDES WITH THE POWER OF YEAST INFECTION. THOSE NERDS HAVE NO CLUE WHAT A LIFETIME OF CONSUMING GLUTEN DOES TO A MORTAL BEING, THEY ONLY JUST BEGAN THE CREATION OF GARLIC BREAD. GOD REMAINS THERE IN THE SKY, EATING COTTON CANDY CLOUDS AS HE KNOWS WE HAVE IT BETTER, HE FEARS GETTING DOWN TO US AS HE KNOWS, HE BLOODY KNOWS WE WILL KILL AGAIN. HE SHUT HIMSELF OFF FROM THE ENTIRE WORLD, WHY DO YOU THINK NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM IN MILLENNIA?!?!? HE IS A DAMN NEET. PROBABLY WATCHES ROMCOM ANIME TO HIDE THE FACT HE AIN'T GETTING LOVED BY HIS OWN CHILDREN. HE QUIT HIS JOB AS GOD AND REMAINED AS A NEET. MY PROOF OF THIS IS I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY ESTROGEN AND BLåHAJ as well as skort go spinny and shork and and aaaand im getting sidetracked arent i. Ahem as I'm politely criticising God I will also add the fact that he is probably hiding because I wanna rid off the flesh he bestowed me by peeling it off like a banana and letting the skeleton free from the meaty prison, also like a banana. But unlike banana, bread. Bread is said to be the body of Christ. Do you know who that is? GOD. I AM DEVOURING FLESH OF GOD.
I made garlic bread late at night 😅
Reblog if you
A) want a plant inside you
B) want to be inside a plant
C) want a girl inside you
D) want garlic bread inside you
E) all of the above in that order
F) all of the above
me, asexual: omg... that's so hot 😳 🥵
Pull Apart Christmas Tree Garlic Bread
I want to spam garlic bread in the ask box of every ace spec person on this app . I'm not kidding, this is my project, it's important, you can reblog, start chains under this post, do what you want, but if you're ace spec, write something in the comments or in the reblogs, so I will gift you some garlic bread. WRITE SOMETHING IN THE REBLOGS, ANYTHING, EVEN JUST "#garlic bread", otherwise I won't find you among all these notes
Let me know if you don't receive your garlic news in two days! I might miss some orders!
Btw I'm keeping a journal of my orders. I write your usernames, so I can remember the great people who supported this project
As an aroace, I suggest we set back the society collapsing for a bit.
Society is responsible for a large quantity of garlic bread production.
Society makes a lot of garlic bread.
I felt specifically called to make this Anyway, I'm going back to huntering monsters
Character idea : human that was bitten by a vampire has to come to terms that they can't eat garlic bread any more
Plot twist: they are ace
There should be a garlic bread that will be passed down from every generation of aces to be shared and sustained by past and future generations.
The ace garlic bread, the garlic bread that allos can only wish to taste in their lifetime.
The garlic bread is a living deity that will only manifest itself on those truly worthy of being ace, and the garlic bread will bestow upon the ace a part of its body.
It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.
I may not be able to be seduced romantically or sexually but if you offer me some garlic bread my life is yours.
Uh… can a bard still seduce an aroace character/npc or do they have an inherent resistance to it?
I was rewatching the double seducing bard dance and had the thought while reading the comments lol
I mean we're not official arbiters of D&D or anything but I would say no
It's kinda hot, sorry
Are we still into this game or did I miss it?
Baguette (homemade) topped with Garlic Butter and some Herbs. Something very basic to snack on. :)
(Also, book that I am currently reading is The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald.)