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There should be a garlic bread that will be passed down from every generation of aces to be shared and sustained by past and future generations.
The ace garlic bread, the garlic bread that allos can only wish to taste in their lifetime.
The garlic bread is a living deity that will only manifest itself on those truly worthy of being ace, and the garlic bread will bestow upon the ace a part of its body.
It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.