Character Idea : Human That Was Bitten By A Vampire Has To Come To Terms That They Can't Eat Garlic Bread

Oh no I'm shiping a nerd with a demon again

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

The boop-o-Meter is the best thing I've seen on Tumblr in a while

Do you ever just

[pterodactyl noises]

Everyone time I have to Google online slang for the meaning I feel like a divorce dad trying act cool around my teen child

They smol

tiny friend

Me: i think i will do some tomfucklery

Oldest sibling: i think not

Me:

Them:

Me:

Them: not without me

This is just the tall goth friend protecting their cottagecore friend prove me wrong

You've heard "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" now get ready for:

"Every animal is a pet if you're brave enough!"

I'm a gay man who can't flirt to save my life but will that stop me form make the most shitty pickup lines ever?

Absolutely not