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Post masturbatory guilt.
Lying is my favorite hobby
I worry that AI will replace unemployment soon ☹️
People stalk because they're weird and creepy; I stalk out of curiosity because I need intellectual stimulation. It's all about intent.
I spent so long on this crap that i want to throw up
And I still hate it :)
I’ll put all the character tags later cuz fucking screw that
Also I know some characters look a bit wonky this was the first time I drew most of them so yeah
my friend nominated me for that fuckass ice bucket challenge
fml
me and my straight best friend made out while we were both pissed and i can’t stop thinking about it
Distancing yourself from your friends so it will hurt less when they inevitably leave you <<<<
Once I thought in my eternal anxious state that calling my customers “you guys” was too unprofessional so when an older couple came in I was like ah yes old people say this all the time so I said “what can I get you folks?” but it ended up sounding like I said “what can I get you fucks?”
I decided to be a little less professional after that.
i wish people were more considerate about scheduling. now i have to choose between grandma's funeral and microsoft office workshop.
Spoilers ahead for the new bsd chapter
I hate being right.
Hoping that Asagiri at Vidcon practically screaming that Sigma is his favorite character keeps my boy safe.
But he also said “be surprised” at the next few chapters so chances at least someone is going to be confirmed dead
Please Asagiri don’t kill my bbgs they did nothing wrong except be too silly
You are not obligated to save others.
Yes, you should try to help them, yes, you should do your best, but sometimes your best isn't enough, sometimes your own struggle is so overwhelming that you can't concentrate on others and sometimes there are people who don't want to be saved.
It's sad, but it's not your fault. And I feel like this isn't said often enough.
You are worthy and loved, even if you don't sacrifice yourself for others.
Paul McCartney & John Lennon photographed by fan Denise Werneck leaving the EMI Studios, on March 6, 1967
Here's a little story for you silly buggers:
It starts with this guy and myself. We'd been friends for what, a year and a half? We organised to meet up a few times. It started with cuddles. Fucking score. Then it progressed to getting drunk. And then to making out... (okay maybe not in that order) But when I tell you, this fucker could NOT kiss for the life of him. It probably didn't help that we were shitfaced out of our minds. I was doing all the work, and holy shit! This guy just laid there, like a limp zombie. The only time I managed to get a moan outta him was when I pulled his goddamn oily hair. It was miserable man. Regardless..
One time, after watching Brokeback Mountain and drinking half our weight in cupboard booze, we were both so drunk we could barely walk to the bathroom without leaning on each other. He looked in the mirror and we both realised the massive purple hickey on his neck. Whatdafaq. It's alright though cause I covered it up well with a bit of concealer and powder. Phew, all in the clear, right?
Oh. My. Fucking. God!!!!!
This fucker goes home, takes a nice, hot, steamy shower, and has dinner with his family and forgets to put on more concealer.
THIS FUCKER!! His mum points at his neck and is like "haha, you are gay". HIS GRANDPARENTS WERE THERE. AND HIS OLDER BROTHER. AND HIS DAD. AND HES CHINESE. UGHHHHG!!!!
My love life is miserable. The end!
im gonna kms omg i just stepped in a huge wad of gum 😭😭😭 look i get eating lunch on the floor because i do too but at least CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF?
Fuck this shit
sometimes i miss mock trial and then i remember when i accidentally said “your majesty” and then i cried and my fake client got life without parole
although my favorite thing is to complain about the newer seasons of sp, i will put all my opinions on hold until season 27. also WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL JULY!??? KILL ME FUCK
looks like a fun season of what was obviously going to be the next special but still fun nontheless.
what a fun day to be minding my own business and then see porn out of nowhere
always catches me off guard
time to go to bed!