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Kiku's new pog.
Just a quick sketch and base color of Kiku with her Baba. (Her parent, they raised her after finding her.) The two in the background are her actual birth parents though. She's never met them in her life. Nor does she know if they're actually alive. But it doesn't matter, she's got Baba.
Baba is a bard as well. Which is how she got into music in the first place. They're a loving person who, just like their daughter, care about others very dearly.
Still working on her color pallet but hey some quick sketches!
SMILE AND PAIN WILL FADE AWAY~
It’s been a long time since I drew smth, I dunno how to survive these years ahead ( ╥ω╥ ) Hope Alfira will bring joy to us all~
still dont quite get how tumblr works but here's an unfinished thing of my dnd character Amaris and their boyfriend Jahziel
THIS IS MY DND SIREN BARD GIRLY MARIS
I SPENT ALL NIGHT DRAWING THESE FOR MY FASHION AND APPAREL CLASS
I AM SO TIRED PLS APPRECIATE HER
Wizard: Hey, Bard, you ready to get curb stomped?
Fighter: What?
Bard: At chess.
Wizard: We have a weekly match. I’m teaching Bard to play. And they're teaching me to trash talk. The cleric called. Your test results came back positive. You’re a stage five dumbass.
Bard: Oh! You have come so far.
Sketch commission of a mischievous bard! Try not to listen too closely to his lyrics.
Commissions are open: https://ko-fi.com/starace
Drew my sisters DnD character, Bloop! Anyways- who brought a baby into a dungeon??
She’s precious please don’t hurt her she’s like 3
Possible kobold bard for our Wild Beyond the Witchlight campaign????
ALSO here’s my D&D character, Nephlius, The Bard
He’s literal chaos, thanks
evryone look at these cool af designs!
Wowee its been a while
As my come-back, check out these dnd themed adoptables i have for sale! Reblogs appreciated!
26USD, i take paypal and wise, dm if interested ♡ [ill send the full res version after payment goes through]
Ok so I've finally finished watching The Witcher (Zaklínač)
and......... I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT
The actors, costumes and the CGI were fantastic, but I was also blown away by the soundtracks and by Jaskiers songs.
I heard Toss the coin & Burn Butcher in multiple languages and I would like to say that every dubbed version is beautiful.
I like to watch movies and TV shows in their original languages but I decided to watch The Witcher in the Czech dubb. And I wasn't disappointed.
And also you know me..... I really adore Jaskier. He's such a sweetheart ❤️ I really want him to be save and to Geralt to protect him at all cost.
So I hope that at the end of this show we will get a wedding between Jaskier and Geralt. Honestly they deserve it.
Just look at them.....
They are destined to be together!!
Anyway thanks for reading this post and sharing my love for The Witcher series and Geraskier 🖤
Adorable dorks and their grumpy but protective boyfriends
They really didn’t mean anything by it honestly Bards elves were just too sensitive!!!!
Verissa had been about town with Lindir when thier dear little nephew had run up to them crumbs splattered on his face hands wide for a hug. All the elves adored the children of Dale and Lindir was no acception.
“Verissa can’t I play with you today mommy and daddy are fighting again.”
“Of course you may,” Verissa cleaned his cheeks “ this is my friend Lindir.”
The rest of the afternoon was quite uneventful until dinner time approached the child, “Do I have to go home Verissa?”
“ You do. Look as much as your parents may fight they love you okay.”
“Really?”
“Of course, as constant as the stars above always know that you are loved....now go hone my poor brother must be worried sick! Shoo!”
“Bye Verissa! By mr elf!!!”
“Well now that the kids gone.... Lindir.”
Tears streamed down his cheeks.
“Awww fuck.”
Writing Prompt
Lindir had been attached to the hip of one of Bards assistants Verissa since morning. He was supposed to be attending Lord Elrond but was told to ‘take a break’
Ugh!
Well she was nice at least, and dare he say it perhaps she was even a friend.
Elrond: There you are Lindir! How has your day been?
Lindir: My day has been well, Verissa here was quite kind in showing me around.
Elrond: oh was she now
Elrond didn’t want antagonize the situation but Verissa hardly seemed kind and helpful sort; a constant scowl on her face, short replies and staring at air. Then again Erestor did similar things...
Bard huffed: And how was your day Verissa?
She looked up from inspecting her nails: it was not terrible
Elrond bristled.
Bard laughed: Well good to see you making friends! And with elves no less!
Verissa hummed huffy: ...friends...
Glorfindale stepped in before Elrond could interject: Well then I hope tomorrow goes better for you I’m sure we can find something for Lindir to do without taking your time
Verissa blinked slowly:Why would you need to do that?
Glorfindale: uuuhhhh welll
Erestor: We simply don’t want to disturb you with someone you barely appear to tolerate
Verissa stared at the elves with the eyes of a long dead fish:
“I have only known Lindir for a day but if anything ever happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself”
The room went quite, the room was quite until the humans began to laugh!
The non-Greenwood elves stood shocked. Glorfindale: Did she just threaten murder and the humans are ... happy?
Thranduil grind over to Elrond: No worries Lindir, this just means she likes you.
Writing Prompt: #3 Pinky Promise (Swear)
It was the beginning of spring and elves of all corners were gathered in celebration. It was a lovely affair. It was a lovely affair and the royals were acting like children.
Singrid:Just let me see it Legolas!
Legolas: No
Singrid (eyeroll): Oh come on what do you want me to pinky swear I won’t break it?
Bard: Singrid!
Singrid: What it was a legitimate offer!
Legolas: Fine
Singrid: Excuse me?
Legolas: I will take you up on your pinky swear
Thranduil: I thought it was a pinky promise
Bain (shrug): It is but you can also do the swear to it
Singrid: Alright then,
“Cross my heart
Hope to die
Stick a needle in my eye”
Singrid extending here pinky out to Legolas who took it dumbstruck.
BAM!
Tilda: Did Glorfindale faint?
Elrond: .... what the absolute-
Writing Prompt: #2 Pinky Promise are Serious
Thranduil: What’s wrong sweetheart?
Tilda: “cry” Josh an I “cry” promised to be friends forever “cry” but “cry”
Thranduil: Tilda it’s alright sometimes people grow apart, you’re kids you have plenty time to make new friends
Tilda: But we pinky promised!
Thranduil: Well then.... I don’t see why you can’t be friends again? Surly you can work things out.
Tilda: “cry” his parents don’t want him to see me anymore “cry” because I’m a ‘bad influence’
Thranduil:.... I will be right back......
Writing Prompt: #1
As far as the other races are concerned “pinky promises” are super serious.
Tilda was crying, clinging to Thranduil’s robes.
Tilda: No! Your not allowed to leave!
Thranduil: Tilda please don’t cry I -
Tilda: But what if you die! What if you leave and never comeback!
Thranduil: Tilda sweetheart I promise to do all in my power to return as quickly as I can.
She extended her little finger out to him: Pinky promise
Thranduil: A what?
Tilda grabbed his hand gently wrapping her finger around his then shaking it: Now promise and it has to come true!
———
And Thranduil returned within the month.
Writing Prompt
Imagine elves have no concept of food poisoning? - Except for like literal poison!
Bard retching, sweaty, face red and making the most pitiful of noises.
Thranduil running out of the room: Get a healer!
Singrid popping her head in and taking one look at her dad: Oh no need he’s fine!
Thranduil: Even so we should still...
Singrid: He’s fine he just has food poisoning again.
Thranduil: Poisoning! .... AGAIN!!!!!
Writing Prompt
Imagine elves don’t know what sunburns are?
Bard, red itchy and peeling skin off: Ow!
Thranduil: Wtf Bard? A-a-are you molting?!!!
Bard: What no?? I just have a sunburn.
Thranduil: The sun... burns you....
Thranduil remembering elves are essentially stars and that he’s touched Bard before: oh no
Family Discussions
Second hobbit movie - Laketown scene
BFF: Are those pugs?!?? What are pugs doing here!! Are there pugs in the book?
Elves don’t have to sleep as much as humans do. So imagine they have no idea what sleep deprivation is?
Bard (stumbling around, repeating his words and vaguely hallucinating): where’s the coffee
Thranduil: are you okay
Sigrid: oh dads fine he just hasn’t been able to sleep in a week
Thranduil (conserned and horrified): what?!?!
Elves have heighten senses right, so they probably never had a need for hunting dogs. So they probably never had dogs as pets. So...
Bard: These are my children!
Thranduil (points at dog): what is that
Bard: that’s my son!
Thranduil: Bard what the fuck?!?!?
Me: loving the humans pack bond trope
Also me: loving The Hobbit
Bard: I would die for you.
Thanduil (screaming internally and already in love): I’ve only known you a week!
Happy Campaign Three y’all!!!!