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Yeosang: I don’t dress to impress, I dress to depress.
Yeosang: I want to look so good that you hate yourself.
Wooyoung: You may not know this Yeosang , but I am a flawed person.
Yeosang: I do know that.
Yunho: I lost Hongjoong-hyung!
Jongho: How did you lose him!?
Yunho: Give me a break, he's like 2 inches tall.
Hongjoong: Being cute is really hard because even when I'm angry, everyone just kind of giggles at me and says "Aw, you're so cute when you're angry". Like, no. Stop. Recognise my power.
San: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to Naruto run past you again?
Hongjoong: I just suddenly had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last 'Hurrah!' before it completely shuts down.
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A little bird: *bounces instead of walks*
Yunho, watching the bird outside his window: Fucking superb you funky little dinosaur.
*Parents Seonghwa and Hongjoong with toddler Wooyoung*
Seonghwa: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?
Hongjoong, whispering to Wooyoung : Why are there little hand prints in the wall?
Wooyoung , too good, too pure for this world: Because I have little hands!
Hongjoong, a tired dad™: Because he has little hands.
Yeosang: *swears loudly*
Hongjoong: *shouting from the other side of the dorm* WHAT ARE WE!??
Yeosang: *mumbles* Heroes not swearoes.
Seonghwa: Morning Mingi . Whatcha drinking?
Mingi: Water.
Seonghwa: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
Mingi: It's.. Imported water.
Seonghwa: Uh huh, from where?
Mingi:.. Russia.
Seonghwa: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?
Mingi: It's half nine actually.
Wooyoung: I don't know, should I get noodles..
Jongho: It's your life, you make the decision.
Wooyoung:I don't know, I have no life.
Jongho: Then you get no noodles.
*At Disneyland on the spinning teacups*
Hongjoong, Seonghwa, Yeosang and Jongho: (spinning calmly while talking)
Yunho, Mingi, San and Wooyoung: (Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming)
Seonghwa: What's the worst decision you've made while you were drunk?
Mingi: Don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Doctor :Are you allergic to anything?
Seonghwa: Yes.
Hongjoong: *confused* What are you allergic to?
Seonghwa: *glancing at Mingi* Pain and stupid people.
*Source:My uncle actually said this to a doctor... *
Hongjoong: What are some good responses to getting stabbed?
Yunho : Rude.
San: Fair.
Mingi: Not again
Yeosang: Stab them back.
Wooyoung: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?
Hongjoong: Mingi, NO!
Mingi, not doing anything: What?
Hongjoong: Sorry, force of habit. JONGHO, NO!
*Source: The Simpsons*
Wooyoung: If one more person says I'm dramatic I'm going to light myself on fire.
Wooyoung: We’ve done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew!
*Source: Atlantic The Lost Empire*
Seonghwa, to Hongjoong:You're cute when you get angry.
Seonghwa:
Seonghwa: But not when you get angry with me.
*Source: Castle*
Wooyoung: I'm 100 percent certain that I am 0 percent sure of what I'm going to do.
*Source: Parks and Rec*
Mingi: People always say 'Fuck Life' when something goes wrong..
Mingi : But you don't fuck life..
Mingi: Life fucks you.
Wooyoung: I'm 100 percent certain that I am 0 percent sure of what I'm going to do.
*Source: Parks and Rec*
Wooyoung: What is my responsibility here. To console insecure heterosexual men? That can't possibly fall to me.
*Source: The Office*
Hongjoong: Does anybody have any questions?
Mingi: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their head?
Seonghwa: *eye roll* He meant about-
Yunho: No, no, let him finish!
Changbin: I'm here to see Wooyoung , I'm a friend.
Yeosang: That's impossible. Wooyoung has no friends.
Wooyoung: Mingi, is there a part of my hair flat at the back?
Mingi: You've a bald patch *leaves*
Wooyoung: WHAT!?
Mingi: I don't understand why Seonghwa won't talk to me anymore.
Yunho: Have you tried apologising for fighting with him?
Mingi: I would rather kiss a dead moose's butt.
San: If you can't fix something with duct tape, you're not using enough duct tape.
*Source: Tumblr*
Mingi and Yunho, after fighting: Are we in trouble?
Hongjoong: Have a guess.
Mingi and Yunho: No?
Seonghwa: Take another guess.
*Source: B99? *