Hongjoong: Mingi, NO!
Mingi, not doing anything: What?
Hongjoong: Sorry, force of habit. JONGHO, NO!
*Source: The Simpsons*
Wooyoung: Mingi, is there a part of my hair flat at the back?
Mingi: You've a bald patch *leaves*
Wooyoung: WHAT!?
Pirate King!Hongjoong: We’ve done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew!
*Source: Atlantis The Lost Empire*
Wooyoung: I don't know, should I get noodles..
Jongho: It's your life, you make the decision.
Wooyoung:I don't know, I have no life.
Jongho: Then you get no noodles.
*At Disneyland on the spinning teacups*
Hongjoong, Seonghwa, Yeosang and Jongho: (spinning calmly while talking)
Yunho, Mingi, San and Wooyoung: (Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming)
Wooyoung: You may not know this Yeosang , but I am a flawed person.
Yeosang: I do know that.
Yeosang: Apparently scientist are finding ways to turn stress into electricity.
Yeosang:So Hongjoong-Hyung will be a high powered fucking phone charger.
*Source: Tumblr*
Wooyoung: You guys want a tarot reading?
Yeosang: Those are Pokemon cards.
Wooyoung: You get a Bidoof. That means 'fuck you.'
*Source: Tumblr*
A little bird: *bounces instead of walks*
Yunho, watching the bird outside his window: Fucking superb you funky little dinosaur.
*Parents Seonghwa and Hongjoong with toddler Wooyoung*
Seonghwa: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?
Hongjoong, whispering to Wooyoung : Why are there little hand prints in the wall?
Wooyoung , too good, too pure for this world: Because I have little hands!
Hongjoong, a tired dad™: Because he has little hands.