Mingi and Yunho, after fighting: Are we in trouble?
Hongjoong: Have a guess.
Mingi and Yunho: No?
Seonghwa: Take another guess.
*Source: B99? *
Wooyoung: We’ve done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew!
*Source: Atlantic The Lost Empire*
Wooyoung: You guys want a tarot reading?
Yeosang: Those are Pokemon cards.
Wooyoung: You get a Bidoof. That means 'fuck you.'
*Source: Tumblr*
Mingi: People always say 'Fuck Life' when something goes wrong..
Mingi : But you don't fuck life..
Mingi: Life fucks you.
Wooyoung, to San: I bet you can't kiss me bro. I bet you ducking can't. No dude it's impossible I dare you to try it. You can't do ir bro I bet you can't.
*Source: hustlerose*
Seonghwa: Where are you going?
San :To either get ice cream or commit a felony.
Seonghwa:..
San: I'll decide in the car.
*Source: Golden Girls*
San: I'm 100 percent certain that I am 0 percent sure of what I'm going to do.
*Source: Parks and Rec*
Yeosang: I'm making dinner tonight, you should come over.
Wooyoung: OK, thanks.
Yeosang: I'm making spaghetti and meatballs.
Wooyoung: Swagetti and meme balls.
Yeosang:
Yeosang: You're uninvited.
Wooyoung: That's fair.
*Source:Tumblr*
Seonghwa: Morning Mingi . Whatcha drinking?
Mingi: Water.
Seonghwa: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
Mingi: It's.. Imported water.
Seonghwa: Uh huh, from where?
Mingi:.. Russia.
Seonghwa: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?
Mingi: It's half nine actually.
A little bird: *bounces instead of walks*
Yunho, watching the bird outside his window: Fucking superb you funky little dinosaur.
Yeosang: I've been your age, you've never been mine, so pay attention.
Jongho : I've been your height, you've never been mine, you pay attention.
Yeosang: 😑
*Source: Tumblr*