Wooyoung, To San: I Bet You Can't Kiss Me Bro. I Bet You Ducking Can't. No Dude It's Impossible I Dare

Mingi: I'm perfectly fine.

Yunho: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Mingi: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

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Jongho: Seonghwa-hyung, you have my uwus.

Seonghwa : I- what?

Hongjoong: He said he loves you.

Seonghwa : ... Oh

Seonghwa : I uwu you too.

*Source: Instagram*

San: Well, you know what they say hyung, carpe diem!

Hongjoong: (grabbing him by the collar) Carpe do not!

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Hongjoong: I'm sick of being such a huge loser!

Mingi: Come on... You're not that huge.

Hongjoong:

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Wooyoung: Mingi, is there a part of my hair flat at the back?

Mingi: You've a bald patch *leaves*

Wooyoung: WHAT!?

Mingi: I don't understand why Seonghwa won't talk to me anymore.

Yunho: Have you tried apologising for fighting with him?

Mingi: I would rather kiss a dead moose's butt.

Wooyoung: You're going to YEET off the next exit.

Seonghwa: I'm going to what...

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Seonghwa: Morning Mingi . Whatcha drinking?

Mingi: Water.

Seonghwa: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Mingi: It's.. Imported water.

Seonghwa: Uh huh, from where?

Mingi:.. Russia.

Seonghwa: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?

Mingi: It's half nine actually.

Wooyoung: I'm this close the falling in love with San.

Yeosang: Woo, your fingers are touching.

Wooyoung: Exactly.

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Hongjoong: Mingi, NO!

Mingi, not doing anything: What?

Hongjoong: Sorry, force of habit. JONGHO, NO!

*Source: The Simpsons*