San: Well, you know what they say hyung, carpe diem!
Hongjoong: (grabbing him by the collar) Carpe do not!
*Source: Tumblr*
Wooyoung: If one more person says I'm dramatic I'm going to light myself on fire.
Hongjoong: Yeosang just created a group chat called Yeosang's surprise party and then left the group. I'm feeling a lot of emotions, but mostly respect.
*Source: Tumblr*
Seonghwa: Morning Mingi . Whatcha drinking?
Mingi: Water.
Seonghwa: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
Mingi: It's.. Imported water.
Seonghwa: Uh huh, from where?
Mingi:.. Russia.
Seonghwa: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?
Mingi: It's half nine actually.
Wooyoung: I'm 100 percent certain that I am 0 percent sure of what I'm going to do.
*Source: Parks and Rec*
Jongho: Seonghwa-hyung, you have my uwus.
Seonghwa : I- what?
Hongjoong: He said he loves you.
Seonghwa : ... Oh
Seonghwa : I uwu you too.
*Source: Instagram*
Yunho: You actually saved us Jongho-ah! I owe you my life.
Jongho: No thanks, I've seen it and I'm not impressed.
*Source: I don't know, someone please tell meðŸ˜*
Seonghwa: You're cute when you get angry.
Hongjoong:
Seonghwa : But not when you get angry with me.
*Source: Castle*
Seonghwa: What's the worst decision you've made while you were drunk?
Mingi: Don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Seonghwa: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.
*Source: iZombie*
Mingi: Everybody, synchronize your watches.
Wooyoung: I don't know how to do that.
San: I don't wear a watch.
Jongho: Time is a social construct.
*Source: Tag*
Mostly Ateez Incorrect Quotes for Atiny💛 She/Her or They/Them
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