Vastnessenjoyer - Ophie

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

Do you guys have the period symptom where you need raw meat, this is Not a joke, I would demolish a very rare steak rn, im gonna have tuna steak for tea and then just sear the sides enough to be normal, do you guys have the raw meat craving

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thinking about post nsbu liv using the nickname king. at first it’s just with wendell, dang, usha, and usha confuses her granddaughter talking about king (“grandma, are you talking about the king? like the british one?” “no, no, kingskin” “king what?”) and dang directs people to the register (“king over there can check yall out”) and wendell sends good morning texts (“good morning king!”) and then one day wendell is talking to someone and it slips out—“my boyfriend, king”—and he hasn’t even called liv his girlfriend before, but when he looks over her—his—eyes are big and he whispers, “say that again.”

and she’s still liv. she’s still a girl, she still enjoys her long hair and nail polish and a cute dress when the weather’s right, but sometimes—sometimes he’s king, and he’s not quite a man yet but he’s getting there. and more often it’s both. he’s liv, and she’s king, and he likes to wear cute hair clips that match the pattern of the tie she’s wearing and nail polish the same shade as his suit, and he’s wendell’s girlfriend and boyfriend and friend.

not everyone gets it, but the ones who matter do. paula tells her that’s she’s a lovely young man and dang and her get high and talk about bottom surgery and russell makes him an extra name tag to wear at the video store depending on how she feels that day and helps him with a workout routine.

its her life, after all. you can change your mind whenever you want. you choose who to be.

Another aroace Ford idea that came up. I just really like the idea of Ford going to Mabel for these types of things :’)

I’m really enjoying Jacob’s enthusiasm. His commitment to having the highest kill count. The glee with which he participates. And the seriousness with which he takes the roleplay. His conflict with the rest of the party was fantastic and it led to that wild scene where he intends to cuck that man who’s wearing a pig snout. (That sounds like a fever dream.) This dedication to the scene and the reality they’ve built is exactly what I expected having seen his appearances on Make Some Noise and Game Changer and it’s a joy to watch because he’s so funny.

I tend to forget how important it really is to me that people recognize the fact that I am, i'm fact, a queer person.

The way I choose to present myself makes it very easy for people that want to ignore that fact to cast it aside when they find it most convenient. Which, while sometimes still jarring, I've come to expect.

And then I will have one singular interaction with someone who just gets it, alludes to my queerness speaking as if it was a given, and I'm suddenly overwhelmed with the realization of "Oh. I have been missing it. It really was an important and valuable, indispensable, part of what makes me fundamentally myself".

new level of tma saturation reached: saw a graphic with an inspirational quote like, “be your own best friend,” and thought, “the lonely is running a pinterest board. that’s smart.”

AHHHHHH I thought we were doing friendship and they were getting to know each other but he was HACKING her, she's disappearing he's BREAKING THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL