Documenting Will’s Catches

there's a point in your life on the internet where "oh, it's a weird sex thing" becomes reassuring. there's so many worse reasons that people do things. fly your flag mate

"who's your daddy?" i ask, a question as erotic as it is cheeky and playful, as i watch him push his stigmata holes down to the base of my cock. "You are," replies my sub Jesus Christ of Nazareth, knowing full well the implication. he then reassures me, "I promise."

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

never stop blowing up has big “way too tired at a sleepover and making up a story together at 3am” energy and everyone ooh-ing at “liv is a little bit sad the kiss didn’t happen” truly solidifies that

I'll just.... put a new version of that michael sketch here... (he won't let me go)

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

MAG 111 - Family Business

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This is lovely advice.