This Is Lovely Advice.

A family game

my parents: we’re not trying to discourage you from anything but *most downputting string of words you’ve ever heard in your life*

hey don’t cry, there are probably thousands of people reading smut at the same time as you, ok?

Documenting Will’s catches

[guy who hasn't realized they're a lab animal in a cage yet voice] i love my wire mother even though her cold sharp edges cut me when i try to cling to her. she provides me with everything i need to survive and to ask for anything more would be excessive and ungrateful. this is my decision. given the choice i would make it again.

I am in love with Rekha Shankar. That is all. Goodbye.

captain k.p. hob of the goblin court is now a marketable plush

I'm never beating the lesbian alligators

doomed pussy got me following the path of my undoing