They Should Invent A Hobby That Doesn't Require Potentially Destroying Your Wrists

Read a cute and funny fanfic about Halloween office party which gave me this idea lol

John didn’t even try, his first idea was to put a sticker “NotJohn” but then figured out it might be in poor taste

can you remember what she was like?

tw horror image under the cut

I find her in the faces of strangers over and over again.

Jonathan “deeply annoying child” Sims autism vs Martin “keeps trying to touch the explosive” Blackwood ADHD

pissy customers don't even phase me i have a degradation kink you should be embarrassed this doesn't even turn me on

monster girls and monster souls

lowkey ally being the most experienced d20 player at the table is kinda cool. pointing out the driving skill on ify’s sheet and doing the quick math for Jacob’s explosions is neat as hell, especially since they started as the least experienced at the table.

worlds most normal uncle & nephew duo on the santa monica pier

🍸 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🍸

[guy who hasn't realized they're a lab animal in a cage yet voice] i love my wire mother even though her cold sharp edges cut me when i try to cling to her. she provides me with everything i need to survive and to ask for anything more would be excessive and ungrateful. this is my decision. given the choice i would make it again.

Actress, Miriam Margolyes: When you know your worth, you know your worth.

everything is on fire

nsbu e6 doodle along