Vastnessenjoyer - Ophie

gertrude "i thought it would hurt more" robinson is hands down the best character in that whole podcast she never did anything wrong in her life except for maybe all the atrocities but they were kinda slay so it's fine

The Archivist

[guy who hasn't realized they're a lab animal in a cage yet voice] i love my wire mother even though her cold sharp edges cut me when i try to cling to her. she provides me with everything i need to survive and to ask for anything more would be excessive and ungrateful. this is my decision. given the choice i would make it again.

I think my favorite moment of this season so far is at 35:00 of episode two, where Jacob lets out the most pure, sincere, childlike shriek of glee I’ve ever heard

oh we are SO BACK BABY

come closer i exhibit normal and not obsessive behaviours

Uh so I guess it's finally done? Like what, 2 months after the release of the episode??? cool.

It's so messy and crowded aghh but I shall not waste my time any longer, it won't become any better than it is already >:j

I'm sorry I really tried to figure out how to blur the image for the tw but I'm as clueless as a 90 yo grandma when it comes to things like this >:7

i think there’s something wrong with this guy’s tea…

My favourite trope has to be:

I sacrificed myself to save you. I didn't plan to survive. I burnt all the bridges. I intended to break your heart with my death, but that would be all right, because I wouldn't be around to see you. I pretended that you'll mourn me for a while and move on. I convinced myself I was going down in the blaze of glory. That my deed was appreciated. That everything was going to be all right afterwards, and I didn't need to be there to see it.

But I survived. And now I have to look you in the eye. I have to pick up the pieces of the life I shattered and figure out how to put it back together. If it can be done at all.