Steve, Post IW: *climbing Into Dryer* I Am Disgusted? I’m Revolted? I Dedicate My Entire Life To Our

But how did the Grandmaster and Loki get so close in the first place? Did Loki just fall into the Grandmasters' bedroom and the grandmaster is like "Well hello beautiful" and Loki is like "~Ohh, Daddy~" ????

Steve and Tony reuniting in Avengers 4;

Steve: It's been a long tim-

Tony: Shut up asshole. I just lost my futer husband and my son.

Steve: I'm so sorr-

Tony: Are you trying to tell me I'm a bad mother?

Steve: No I-

Tony: I AM THE BEST FUCKING MOTHER IN EXISTANCE FUCKING WATCH ME KILLING THANOS FOR TAKING MY FAMILY!!!

At the end of Sherlock season 4 when Mary said "My Bakerstreet boys." somewhere in the back of my head I was playing the Backstreet Boys.

Loki: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down im a good person *stabs thor* and even deeper im a bigger asshole

Loki: so how’s the prettiest person in the galaxy doing?

You: *barley spares a glance*

You: *casually* I don’t know, how are you?

Loki:

Loki: *voice cracks* I’m fine

Tony: I am, what the kids call, full of anxiety.

Peter: Are you alright Mr. Stark, Sir?

How to handle a dumbass brother;

1. Ignore him when he's annoying you. Soon he will get bored.

2. He's still annoying you? Stab him.

Connor and Hank are like Castiel and Dean. It's just the same energie.

[when roger locked himself in a cupboard when they refused to put I’m in love with my car on the b-side of bo rhap]

Freddie, banging on the door: Roger, come out!

Roger: I’m gay!

Freddie: not what I meant, but I still support you!

Pidge: So Shiro is gay and has a fiancé on earth and he never told us?

Keith: And they were roommates.

Lance: Oh my god. They were roommates.