Tony: I Am, What The Kids Call, Full Of Anxiety.

logic???

okay but how did Peter, Tony and Strange understand Drax an Mantis when they met on titan? Like it makes no sense. It's not like everyone in the entire universe speaks englisch so the guardians must have some technology that makes them understand every language, but Tony, Peter and Strange don't have that.

I can totally understand that they could understand Quill since he is from earth himself. Maybe he never stopped talking in englisch, but Drax and Mantis must have a different language that everyone else doesn't understand, but yet they do understand what they say?

Marvel please explain

[when roger locked himself in a cupboard when they refused to put I’m in love with my car on the b-side of bo rhap]

Freddie, banging on the door: Roger, come out!

Roger: I’m gay!

Freddie: not what I meant, but I still support you!

I used to love ready smutty fanfictions but now they just make me laugh some are so fucking cringey I love it

Just because the show is over doesn't mean I'm over it

Adam: I like my coffee like I like my men.

Adam: Hot and bitterly depressed.

Everyone: *looks at shiro who just smiles with the hollownes of being dead inside and sweats*

Mom: Are you still gay?

Me: No, but I'm still Bi.

Mom: So you're gay and lesbian.

Me: what

I don't drink coffee because it tastes good. I drink it so I don't fall asleep because I'm tiRED OF ALL THAT BULLSHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH

At the end of Sherlock season 4 when Mary said "My Bakerstreet boys." somewhere in the back of my head I was playing the Backstreet Boys.

But how did the Grandmaster and Loki get so close in the first place? Did Loki just fall into the Grandmasters' bedroom and the grandmaster is like "Well hello beautiful" and Loki is like "~Ohh, Daddy~" ????

Connor and Hank are like Castiel and Dean. It's just the same energie.