How To Handle A Dumbass Brother;
How to handle a dumbass brother;
1. Ignore him when he's annoying you. Soon he will get bored.
2. He's still annoying you? Stab him.
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Me: It's fine. Shit happens. You'll do better next time. Everyone makes mistakes.
*Me stressing out because I made a mistake*
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Me: No, but I'm still Bi.
Mom: So you're gay and lesbian.
Me: what
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Everyone be like: Send me flowers and love.
While I'm like: Send me dank memes and fries.
Sitting while another person is in the room with me is so awkward, like what do I do? Do I stand up? Do I get something to drink? Do I drink? Do I walk somewhere? Do I look at that picture? Do I start a conversation? Am I awkward? Literally all I do and wanna do is sit there
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