Everyone Be Like: Send Me Flowers And Love.

Mom: Are you still gay?

Me: No, but I'm still Bi.

Mom: So you're gay and lesbian.

Me: what

[when roger locked himself in a cupboard when they refused to put I’m in love with my car on the b-side of bo rhap]

Freddie, banging on the door: Roger, come out!

Roger: I’m gay!

Freddie: not what I meant, but I still support you!

"If his hair is white or gray, you can guess, he's hella gay."

So my dad was in my room and forgot to close the door, as always, and I wanted to close it but the ghost in my room did it for me then.

What do we learn? Not all ghosts are bad or whatever and dads should learn how to close doors.

Steve and Tony reuniting in Avengers 4;

Steve: It's been a long tim-

Tony: Shut up asshole. I just lost my futer husband and my son.

Steve: I'm so sorr-

Tony: Are you trying to tell me I'm a bad mother?

Steve: No I-

Tony: I AM THE BEST FUCKING MOTHER IN EXISTANCE FUCKING WATCH ME KILLING THANOS FOR TAKING MY FAMILY!!!

I wake up each morning ready to cry over a new long haired rockstar and I'm totally okay with that 😌✨✌🏻

Connor and Hank are like Castiel and Dean. It's just the same energie.

I still don't get how the whole "Shut up" "Make me." conversation is supposed to be sexual?

I always thought they would start a fist fight not a make out session?

Peter: Hi

[Everyone’s ready to attack him]

Peter: Whoa, whoa, guys I’m a hero too!

Quill: What kind of hero are you?

Thor: Do you have a magic hammer?

Peter: No

Strange: Magic hands?

Peter: No

Captain America: Are you a world war 2 veteran that got genetic modified?

Peter: No

Bucky: Do you have a metal arm?

Peter: No

Loki: a god?

Peter: No

Tony: Kidnapped or enslaved?

Peter: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

Do you ever just get tired of your own bullshit?