Do You Ever Just Get Tired Of Your Own Bullshit?

Sitting while another person is in the room with me is so awkward, like what do I do? Do I stand up? Do I get something to drink? Do I drink? Do I walk somewhere? Do I look at that picture? Do I start a conversation? Am I awkward? Literally all I do and wanna do is sit there

Loki: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down im a good person *stabs thor* and even deeper im a bigger asshole

Everyone be like: Send me flowers and love.

While I'm like: Send me dank memes and fries.

Peter: Hi

[Everyone’s ready to attack him]

Peter: Whoa, whoa, guys I’m a hero too!

Quill: What kind of hero are you?

Thor: Do you have a magic hammer?

Peter: No

Strange: Magic hands?

Peter: No

Captain America: Are you a world war 2 veteran that got genetic modified?

Peter: No

Bucky: Do you have a metal arm?

Peter: No

Loki: a god?

Peter: No

Tony: Kidnapped or enslaved?

Peter: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

"If his hair is white or gray, you can guess, he's hella gay."

I still don't get how the whole "Shut up" "Make me." conversation is supposed to be sexual?

I always thought they would start a fist fight not a make out session?

It’s 3:00 in the morning where I am…

Lance:*acts like he just woke up* Oh sorry, I probably fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich.

Keith: Go back to sleep, and starve.

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