It’s 3:00 In The Morning Where I Am…

I used to love ready smutty fanfictions but now they just make me laugh some are so fucking cringey I love it

Dear Russo Brothers

THOR NEEDS HIS BROTHER

GIVE HIM BACK HIS LOKI

Sincerely,

EVERYONE

I don't drink coffee because it tastes good. I drink it so I don't fall asleep because I'm tiRED OF ALL THAT BULLSHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH

Tony: I am, what the kids call, full of anxiety.

Peter: Are you alright Mr. Stark, Sir?

*My mom stressing because she made a mistake once*

Me: It's fine. Shit happens. You'll do better next time. Everyone makes mistakes.

*Me stressing out because I made a mistake*

My mom: You little shit.

Adam: I like my coffee like I like my men.

Adam: Hot and bitterly depressed.

Everyone: *looks at shiro who just smiles with the hollownes of being dead inside and sweats*

I think about the fact that there’s documentated evidence of ace frehley being just a little bit gay a lot

How to handle a dumbass brother;

1. Ignore him when he's annoying you. Soon he will get bored.

2. He's still annoying you? Stab him.

I still don't get how the whole "Shut up" "Make me." conversation is supposed to be sexual?

I always thought they would start a fist fight not a make out session?

Sitting while another person is in the room with me is so awkward, like what do I do? Do I stand up? Do I get something to drink? Do I drink? Do I walk somewhere? Do I look at that picture? Do I start a conversation? Am I awkward? Literally all I do and wanna do is sit there