Law: I'm afraid your friend (Zoro) is dead, he suffered from two heart attacks.
Luffy: What!? I thought people only had one heart?
Law: no I mean he had them back to back.
Luffy: HE HAD TWO BACKS!?
Luffy : I've connected the dots!
Sanji: you didn't connect shit.
Luffy: IVE CONNECTED THEM
27 points, not bad 😎👍
Sanji: I thought you didn't do this?
Zoro: do what.
Sanji: the whole, hand holding thing
Zoro: I don't
Sanji: then why are you holding mine?
Zoro: because it's yours
Usopp's Mother: Knock Knock
Usopp: Who's there?
Usopp's Mother: not your farther
Usopp:
Just wanted to share a conversation I had with my friend with y'all
Friend: Zoro really loves his swords doesn't he
Me: yeah, they are really special to him
Friend: Do you think he sleeps with them?
Me: well yeah, they don't leave his side
Friend: no no, like, he totally tucks them into bed with him
Me: 💀 Naw
Friend: he puts little night caps on them and polishes them before bed
Me: Next you'll tell me he kisses them goodnight
Friend: .....
Me: .....
Me: I'm going for lunch,bye
Friend: YOU CANT ESCAPE THE TRUTH
Happy Pride everyone!!
Have a smash or pass list from me to you <3
Usopp explaining gay to Luffy
Luffy: wait, so like. You can like a guy and also be a guy? That's a thing?
Usopp: ..... Well... Yeah didn't you know?
Luffy: nope!
Nami: why did I join you again?
Antagonist: Trying to face me!? you don't have the balls!!!
Luffy: ..... *Frantically runs away and jumps into Franky's arms*
Luffy: FRANKY THEY TOOK MY BALLS!!!!!!
Frank'y: an unforgivable sin >:[
Nami: wtf
Sanji: Oi,Marimo, why are you so stinky?
Zoro: I dunno, why are you so ugly
Sanji: ......
Zoro: ......
*PASSIONATE MAKING OUT SOUNDS*
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