Black Leg Sanji - Blog Posts

He stole his own birthday cake

Little angry sanji bc the candle needs to be seen!

Class is boring

I hope I have time to fix my iPad this week 🙏

I was bored

BLOND ! BLOND! I MEANT BLOND NOT BLIND! OMG.

Sanji, talking about Zoro : WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

Sanji : *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Sanji : *cuts piece of cake*

Pirate : ...Can I have some?

Sanji : Cake is for talkers.

Sanji : If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

Sanji : If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

Usopp: We both look very handsome tonight.

Sanji: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Usopp: I couldn't take that chance.

Usopp: Relationships should be 50/50. Sanji cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

this is probably the most random crossover ive ever thought of and just needed to draw it out

I’m sure reed would have actual aneurysm just trying to find logic in the op universe

i would kill for you - i would die for you

inspired by @/problemnyatic 's post (dont want to bother them w a mention)

God dang it sanji, you have a husband for a reason 😒

Guys it's canon, twitter told me so

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

THIS AU HAS ME BY THE THROAT I NEED MORE

We've all seen Sora take the kids and marry Zeff or leaving Zeff custody of Sanji but hear me out: Sora doesn't die and is the one to break Sanji out of the dungeon and escapes with him. They're in some no name town in the East Blue and Sanji sneaks on to Mihawk's little coffin boat to loot him and take it back to his mom and gets caught. Mihawk walks him back to Sora who apologizes profusely and Mihawk can see that shes ill and that they're clearly out of their depth and for whatever reason, his mind cannot fathom it honestly, he offers to take the Kuraigana with him. Sora and Sanji agree too, for whatever reason, maybe they're scared because they know who he is, or they're just that desperate. Either way they agree and leave with him.

They make a supply stop a couple islands away because Mihawk realizes they have nothing except a shared back pack of clothes and that's it. Sanji is trying not to hide behind his mom from Mihawk but he's a kid who's been through a lot and Mihawk reminds him of his brothers and Judge. Mihawk gets them a few outfits and picks up some more food because of how thin they both are. When they check into an inn and Sanji's asleep Sora finds Mihawk and thanks him and says she had to save her son.

Not even a month after they're all settled in his home Mihawk finds himself extremely endeared to this duo and hopes they never leave, it takes him another three to say it and Sora cries happily and Sanji nods. Sora has taken over most of the cleaning and Sanji cooks with Mihawk a lot and Sora has improved greatly. The dynamic isnt perfect by any means but it works for them. Sometimes Sanji's nightmares will wake Mihawk up before they wake him up so Mihawk will sit with him until they do or he calms down. Sora knows a lot about caring for weapons and instruments so she'll tune the piano or clean his antique swords.

Woops Mihawk is in love and suddenly has a wife and child he didn't think he would and Newgate is going to laugh at him. Doesn't even necessarily think of the implications or anything just tells them at dinner over their plates. They don't leave until Sanji decides to go work at Baratie when he's a teen and then joins the straw hat crew. Life goes on. Everyone thinks Sanji's an orphan still since he doesn't talk about his parents. His parents read the paper.

When Perona appears Sora confirms it's not her pink haired daughter but she'll take another. And then look! Zoro's here, Sanji's nakama and the kid Mihawk almost killed, how charming. Zoro's really confused because Mihawk in the castle is different from the master training him and he's a lot softer and kind towards Sora. Sora asks them both about their adventures in pirating and such.

Zoro asks point blank if she's Sanji's mom and she laughs and mentions how that's so Sanji to not talk about them and Mihawk mentions how smart that is because otherwise oops, they're either down a son or Mihawk's bounty is unfrozen. Sora jokes that need two more to make up for the other two she has and Mihawk tells her that they cannot keep collecting kids.

Zoro is absolutely gonna kick Sanji's ass.

That's a whole-ass fix right there, damn! I actually love any au where Sora doesn't die, I don't wanna see her go ngl hahaha ':)

And I genuinely think she can melt almost anyone's heart. But have you thought about the Sanji repressions??? He's already canonically bitchy but now he'll have all the sass from Mihawk as well????? I think that'd be absolutely hilarious!

Plus that would mean that Mihawk was going to the Baratie to check in on his son, that's so cute omg :') And that could also be an excuse for why he didn't kill Sanji's "new friend" during his fight with Zoro.

Also why do I feel like Mihawk would try his damned best to make Sanji call him father instead of dad and Sanji would do it just to spite him.

Sanji: thanks for uh... you know... not killing my new crewmates

Mihawk: I guess it couldn't be helped

Sanji: Whatever, bye dad

Mihawk absolutely not having the heart to correct him at this point:... yeah.

Also Sora adopting Perona during ts makes me so happy. She would brush and braid her hair thinking if she'll ever have the chance to do it with her biological daughter. So that only makes her want to savour every moment with Perona while she can. And I think Perona would love Sora as well, she loves cute and pretty things so they'd make a great dynamic just absolutely driving Mihawk up the wall by redecorating... or as he calls it "ruining the aesthetic" or his castle.

Also... for the haha's: Sanji knowing way yoo much about swords would confused the hell out of Zoro. Not to mention that once Zoro finds out about his connection to Mihawk, I feel like he'd want to fight him even more than he already does. Bonus if Sanji is actually a really skilled swordman.

Sanji’s gender is ‘boy in a girl way’ and ‘girl in a boy way’ I know, he told me herself

She's coping

stoking the flame.

This reminded me of these two specific images, while imagining possible future scenarios.

I’m kinda lost in One Piece…. I did see Zoro

Mihawk: Crocodile, I was thinking of us arranging a marriage between my son and yours

Crocodile: Zoro won’t marry Luffy

Mihawk: and what’s wrong with my boy?

Crocodile: nothing’s wrong with Zoro, but Luffy wouldn’t marry him either.

Mihawk: -frown- why?

Crocodile: Luffy’s 19 let him just be free from marriage contracts, I said No Hancock!

Hancock: he should marry me.

Crocodile: No! No one is marrying Luffy! Also why are you asking me not Garp?

Hancock: Dragon laughed at me.

Mihawk: Garp did to me as well.

Crocodile: and Why not Ivankov?

Hancock: He laughed and said only his prefect Princess who went through bride training can, and then when i demanded he teach me, he laughed and Sicced that Sabo on me.

Crocodile: did you ask Shanks?

Mihawk: Shanks’ eye twitched and his crew told me to run.

Crocodile: Buggy?

Hancock: and Why Buggy?

Crocodile: He’s Shanks’ husband!

Hancock: we could try

Mihawk: Don’t bother, Buggy has probably heard from Shanks about our questions

Zoro: -walks in- Luffy’s been in love with that shitty cook since we found him on that fish boat restaurant. Shit how did I get here?

free him

WHY IS UR ART STYLE SO SCRUMPTIOUS

Usopp doing mugiwara's hair,,,

Yea can’t you see they hate each other

prob won’t post all the comics i have but i still like this one lol

Ah yes I love play fighting with my bestie while half naked in the dark mhm

me and my bestie when we play fight or something like that

Friends

just friend activities :]

This is perfection

A comic about 40-year-old Sanji meeting 19-year-old Sanji (and Zoro) and the rest of the crew on the Merry, heavily inspired by/based on this comic by sixpaw_pawsix on Twitter (please go check it out, it’s so good)!

Ha loser

Au where everything is the same except the baratie is a mcdonalds

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I had thought about if Luffy had recruited the Strawhats in a different order and they got to see different crewmates origins/events leading up to becoming pirates, and well-

Zoro's whole first-meeting ordeal might have left a different first-impression with Sanji

This fight still rots my brain

Zorooooo u're missing out