Nobody Asked For This

Behold: The final result of a long discussion on Discord regarding what the Starlight Express characters would get cancelled for on Twitter dot com.

Rusty - Literally too much of a normie to cancel Geebs - Being horny on main Poppa - On Facebook, has never heard of Twitter Electra - Being problematic just in general Caboose - A shorter list would be things he HASN'T gotten cancelled for Brake Van - ditto Rocky 1 - Not liking Komaeda Rocky 2 - Reciting every slur he knows on stream Rocky 3 - Identity theft (millions of americans suffer every year) Flat Top - Inciting an all-out turf war in a Waffle House Dustin - Doesn't even use twitter Volta - Caught kicking a child and giving a crappy halfhearted apology afterwards Krupp - Problematic 2nd amendment rant Joule - Had a Homestuck phase Wrench - Posted those cringy nursing tik toks all the while someone is dying in the background Purse - Embezzlement Killerwatt - Liking cryptocurrency Dinah - Uncancelable Pearl - Poor quality makeup line, refuses to give refunds Buffy - Pink sauce Ashley - Scamming 9 year olds on animal jam in 2014 Bobo - Being French Espresso - Gatekeeping Italian cuisine Brexit - Unseasoned food Hashimoto - Being an Elon Musk fanboy Turnov - Didn't like the Barbie movie Ruhrgold - Cheated in Candy Crush Trax - Supporting NFTs Control - Being too young to be on Twitter

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The Web & The Eye Jon

(aka Spider Jon)

I'm monster-fying that old man for the good of humanity

Remember being in middle school or whatever and just drawing eyes all over your assignments? Haha, yeah.

Anyways here's the Star Trek Original Series cast in watercolors

Look around see what you do, everybody smiles at you!

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Adios

Fox from The Warriors

Starlight Express makes a lot more sense when you remember it’s all just a little kid’s imagination. Free will is a lie

Tecklenburg is my favorite non-replica (and maybe my favorite production ever) so I drew some of the Katzen :)