Behold: The Final Result Of A Long Discussion On Discord Regarding What The Starlight Express Characters

Behold: The final result of a long discussion on Discord regarding what the Starlight Express characters would get cancelled for on Twitter dot com.

Rusty - Literally too much of a normie to cancel Geebs - Being horny on main Poppa - On Facebook, has never heard of Twitter Electra - Being problematic just in general Caboose - A shorter list would be things he HASN'T gotten cancelled for Brake Van - ditto Rocky 1 - Not liking Komaeda Rocky 2 - Reciting every slur he knows on stream Rocky 3 - Identity theft (millions of americans suffer every year) Flat Top - Inciting an all-out turf war in a Waffle House Dustin - Doesn't even use twitter Volta - Caught kicking a child and giving a crappy halfhearted apology afterwards Krupp - Problematic 2nd amendment rant Joule - Had a Homestuck phase Wrench - Posted those cringy nursing tik toks all the while someone is dying in the background Purse - Embezzlement Killerwatt - Liking cryptocurrency Dinah - Uncancelable Pearl - Poor quality makeup line, refuses to give refunds Buffy - Pink sauce Ashley - Scamming 9 year olds on animal jam in 2014 Bobo - Being French Espresso - Gatekeeping Italian cuisine Brexit - Unseasoned food Hashimoto - Being an Elon Musk fanboy Turnov - Didn't like the Barbie movie Ruhrgold - Cheated in Candy Crush Trax - Supporting NFTs Control - Being too young to be on Twitter