More MK Ships

I missed my brotp (platonic LuciHusk) so have this +radioapple

Bruce, high on pain meds: i need to- you all have to listen. you deserve to know. You’re all old enough now.

Dick: this is gonna be good

Tim, grinning: what do we need to know?

Bruce: one of you is adopted,

The kids:

Bruce, tearing up: and im SO sorry, but i just- i can’t remember who-!

Jason, gleefully: I’LL REMIND YOU- *mouth covered by Dick*

Bruce: *sobs and then passes out*

The kids:

Jason, shoving Dick off him: GET- off me! wake him up we have to tell him it’s Damian

Damian: ME!?

Jason, looking for somebody else to fuck with now Bruce is down: you look the least like him- I mean come on, those twig arms,

Jason, pointing at a passed out Bruce: you are NOT the father.

Steph: *chokes on a wheeze*

Damian, incredulous: are you- DUKES BLACK

Duke: what and you’re white? don’t fucking start this shit kid

Damian, drawing his katana: i will not have my inheritence questioned like this-

Duke, warningly: *starts glowing*

Jason: *starts filming*

Dick: oh god… Bruce is gonna wake up to Damian in the hospital. what are we gonna tell him?

Tim, eating popcorn: i dunno about you but i’m gonna tell him he got high and started a race war to see how much he panics.

in the background, Duke: *shoots Damian into the side of the wall*

Damian: *leaps back with a war cry*

Jason, looking at his phone: oh you think telling him is gonna make him panic? i’m saying it on twitter and letting him find out through WE getting boycotted

Dick:

Dick: arguably worse than trying to make him kill the joker but ok

Tim: now hold up man i work there too-

From the Wikipedia page on loons

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

Astrid: Mama didn’t raise no bitch, we keep going

Fishlegs: No no, Mama raised a bitch, let’s go

Hiccup: Mama didn’t raise nobody actually, Mama was absent

Captain Cold: (holding a meeting with Heat Wave, Pied Piper, Mirror Master, and Trickster) Alright, men, before we begin, I want you to know that you can back out. What I'm about to tell you all is top secret, highly dangerous, and may or may not leave you with genital scarring.

Mirror Master: Oh, my god. Are we getting an HBO Max animated series?!

Captain Cold: ... okay, not that dangerous. Lex Luthor has kidnapped my sister and wants us to steal some kryptonite from STAR Labs in exchange for her safety.

Mirror Master: So we're running a heist for Luthor?

Captain Cold: Yes, exactly!

Trickster: And we'll risk our lives?

Captain Cold: Also, yes.

Heat Wave: What the hell's in it for us?

Captain Cold: Uh, okay, no cap... pizza.

Trickster: God dammit! You expect me to risk my life for pizza?!

Captain Cold: With pepperoni!

Trickster: ... you son of a bitch. I'm in.

Captain Cold: Mick, how 'bout you?

Heat Wave: Stuffed crust?

Captain Cold: You bet.

Heat Wave: Then let's do this.

Pied Piper: Ooh! Can I get mozzarella sticks?

Captain Cold: Yes, Hartley, you can get mozzarella sticks.

Mirror Master: Are you fucking kidding me?! You sold out for pizza?!

Captain Cold: I'll throw in garlic knots, too.

Mirror Master: When do we start?

bobby's boobytraps (supernatural shitpost)

If I was a criminal, and this little bean would bully the hell out of my car and then fool me like a toddler, I would actually never recover and never return to my criminal career.

Bro things

Idc if he's a normal person in this au he has to suffer at least slightly

Also buff Russian Anya be upon ye