People Who Don't Wear Glasses Are So Weird Like You Just Wake Up And Your Eyes Are Pussy Fresh??

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I thjnk I huave covid

It started as a joke.

I swear.

Bruce, high on pain meds: i need to- you all have to listen. you deserve to know. You’re all old enough now.

Dick: this is gonna be good

Tim, grinning: what do we need to know?

Bruce: one of you is adopted,

The kids:

Bruce, tearing up: and im SO sorry, but i just- i can’t remember who-!

Jason, gleefully: I’LL REMIND YOU- *mouth covered by Dick*

Bruce: *sobs and then passes out*

The kids:

Jason, shoving Dick off him: GET- off me! wake him up we have to tell him it’s Damian

Damian: ME!?

Jason, looking for somebody else to fuck with now Bruce is down: you look the least like him- I mean come on, those twig arms,

Jason, pointing at a passed out Bruce: you are NOT the father.

Steph: *chokes on a wheeze*

Damian, incredulous: are you- DUKES BLACK

Duke: what and you’re white? don’t fucking start this shit kid

Damian, drawing his katana: i will not have my inheritence questioned like this-

Duke, warningly: *starts glowing*

Jason: *starts filming*

Dick: oh god… Bruce is gonna wake up to Damian in the hospital. what are we gonna tell him?

Tim, eating popcorn: i dunno about you but i’m gonna tell him he got high and started a race war to see how much he panics.

in the background, Duke: *shoots Damian into the side of the wall*

Damian: *leaps back with a war cry*

Jason, looking at his phone: oh you think telling him is gonna make him panic? i’m saying it on twitter and letting him find out through WE getting boycotted

Dick:

Dick: arguably worse than trying to make him kill the joker but ok

Tim: now hold up man i work there too-

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Jimmy: What’s plural for moose?

Aviva: It's—

Martin: Meese

Jimmy:

Aviva:

Chris: It’s meese

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

I was confused at first.....now i get it😅

Thatch, pops is so overly protective like he carry me for a whole day just because a guy my age flirting with me.

Vista, amused: was it Marco?

Thatch, exasperated: Yes! Like, c’mon pops, this is getting obnoxious.

Vista: I’ll say; you and Marco have been together for nearly five years now.

#onlyincentralcity will you see The Pied Piper beating a homophobe with his flute, after said man harassed two guys holding hands at a cafe.

just watched brave new world and I have ✨feelings✨

Bucky: *on the phone with sarah* so how’s Sam d- Sarah: well he just attacked the president Bucky: *dramatically whipping off glasses* WITHOUT ME???

Bro calm down it's your shadow💀