Bro Calm Down It's Your Shadow💀

Bucky: I've been order to take you in.

Clint: usually im all up for being tied up by a handsome mysterious man, but the hydra part...kinda of a buzz kill.

Bucky: they warned me that you are very good at escaping

Clint: yeah that tracks

Lisa: Would you like a donut?

Leonard: When did you learn to….this is a bagel with frosting on it.

Dean: I’m bike selectional

Dean: I’m bisectional

Sam: take your time

Dean: men

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for

he's so real

Howdy DP fandom.

Gauche: You can’t be cuter than Marie. If you are I will take a golf club to your shins.

Magna: Are you the fucking witch from Snow White?

Gauche: Nah, just a bitch with a sister complex.

Luck: But your sister is cuter than me. Does that mean I get to hit you with a golf club?

Gauche: The golf club is mine but you could find a brick or something.

Luck: OK, I'll be back.

Winterhawktuah

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ