Captain Cold: (holding a meeting with Heat Wave, Pied Piper, Mirror Master, and Trickster) Alright, men, before we begin, I want you to know that you can back out. What I'm about to tell you all is top secret, highly dangerous, and may or may not leave you with genital scarring.
Mirror Master: Oh, my god. Are we getting an HBO Max animated series?!
Captain Cold: ... okay, not that dangerous. Lex Luthor has kidnapped my sister and wants us to steal some kryptonite from STAR Labs in exchange for her safety.
Mirror Master: So we're running a heist for Luthor?
Captain Cold: Yes, exactly!
Trickster: And we'll risk our lives?
Captain Cold: Also, yes.
Heat Wave: What the hell's in it for us?
Captain Cold: Uh, okay, no cap... pizza.
Trickster: God dammit! You expect me to risk my life for pizza?!
Captain Cold: With pepperoni!
Trickster: ... you son of a bitch. I'm in.
Captain Cold: Mick, how 'bout you?
Heat Wave: Stuffed crust?
Captain Cold: You bet.
Heat Wave: Then let's do this.
Pied Piper: Ooh! Can I get mozzarella sticks?
Captain Cold: Yes, Hartley, you can get mozzarella sticks.
Mirror Master: Are you fucking kidding me?! You sold out for pizza?!
Captain Cold: I'll throw in garlic knots, too.
Mirror Master: When do we start?
forgot to post this on here 🙈
Animo: What are your pronouns?
Kevin: What's a pronoun?
Animo: Indicative of, but not equivalent to, your gender identity
Kevin: Stop swearing at me
Animo: Can I refer to you as he/him?
Kevin: But I'm Kevin
Animo: TENNYSONS, WHAT ARE THE EMO ONE'S PRONOUNS?
Gwen: We usually just use he/him for him. He doesn't really care though
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
*At 1am*
Jack: I think I saw a monster
Dean: You better be kidding me
Jack, pointing down a hallway: THERE
Dean: That you slenderman?
Sam *turning on the lights*: Fuck you
hiccup and snotlout brothers energy
i went a bit all out for this one but i love the prompt sm THEY ARE SO SIBLING CODED
shout out to @jacks-ace for the inspiration for this
(sorry y’all im super tired today ill be continuing the asks tomorrow 😭❤️)
Bro calm down it's your shadow💀
Father and son quality time…in the hospital(? I've been thinking about these two making up for lost time and memories.
Dean: I’m bike selectional
Dean: I’m bisectional
Sam: take your time
Dean: men
acesexual, panromantic, agender, mabey has the tism and adhd Rebloges of watever fandom im into at the time Might post headcanons
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