Bobby's Boobytraps (supernatural Shitpost)

Asta’s the best wife.🗣️👏👏

(This was a TikTok audio, I cant upload the vid here but of ya wanna see it, it’s on my other accs Twitter,Insta & TikTok (ofc)

hi

Dean: I’m bike selectional

Dean: I’m bisectional

Sam: take your time

Dean: men

A brand new hero 12 seconds after stepping over the border of Central City: Time to- The Rogues, materialising out of nowhere: You’re not Barry. Hero: Sorry, what? Captain Cold: Where’s Barry? We want Barry back. Hero: How did you even get here so fast? Golden Glider: We’re chased by the best, we know how to be quick. Hero: Who are you people? Heat Wave: Great, we get to do the Villain Speech. Barry loves the Villain Speech. Captain Cold: Remember that time Barry and I got into a pun-off? That was amazing. He has the best puns. I could listen to him forever. Hero: What the fuck is happening right now? Captain Cold: You swear? What kind of example are you setting for the kids? Barry never swears. Mirror Master: I mean, he said Fiddlesticks that one time. Pied Piper: But he felt really bad about it after. Hero: Look, I just want to do a quick patrol, maybe kick some bad guy ass, then go home okay? Captain Cold: A quick patrol? You mean you’re not going to lecture us on how much good we could be doing for the city instead? Barry would be lecturing us by now. You’re supposed to be telling me that you know I want to be a hero like you and getting misty eyed and choked up and- Golden Glider: Lenny… Captain Cold: Huh? Oh. Right. Yeah, you’re supposed to be trying to reform us not punish us. Barry doesn’t care about kicking ass, kid. Hero: Heat Wave: You’re not going to stop and make sure everyone in the bank we just robbed had dinner before sending them home? Barry would have brought pizza. Hero: Pied Piper: I bet you don’t even make sure your crooks get to a hospital after you beat them up. Captain Cold: We are so disappointed in you. 

Brand new hero 12 seconds after stumbling into the Hall of Justice covered in frost and You Tried Your Best stickers, sobbing: Why are they so mean??

Someone else can deal with that.

"I'm about to sin again"

All this started because of a meme.. I gotta thank these two talented folks for dubbing this! Go give them a follow please!! Thank you both again!!

@Tarquin_IrusaVA

@innawhiledubs

The meme:

Every time i see clips from the Arkham Knight game, from these memories of Jason being Joker's hostage, I can't help but gasp in pain. Like, what do you mean by the end of it, Jason was so terrified and tortured that he addressed Joker as a sir and said whatever he wanted to hear.

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible