Asta’s The Best Wife.🗣️👏👏

bored and havent posted in a while, have this as a treat

Sam : Why did you get arrested??

Gabriel : We don't know!

Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!

Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.

Sam :

Thatch: What will Ace do as a distraction?

Haruta: He'll probably make a noise or throw a rock or something.

[The marine base catches on fire]

Marco: Or he could do that.

Lisa: Would you like a donut?

Leonard: When did you learn to….this is a bagel with frosting on it.

omg another

A meme I came up with lmao

Drawing warmup for the day :> I might clean this up later but for now I think I'll just leave it as is. Same AU as this post :>

I am very torn between talking more about this AU and also not wanting to give too much away HGHGH but! basic idea is that Hiccup and the gang think they're attacking another dragon-hunter ship, but its cargo is a bit... different than usual.

Viggo: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion.

Dagur: Kay, I have a counterpoint.

Viggo: Valid argument?

Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.

Viggo: Oh shi-

yEaH “wHaT iF”