Jack: So It Turns Out The Answer To My Problem Wasn’t At The Bottom Of This Pint Of Ice Cream But The

Jack: If I had to pinpoint my biggest flaw, it would probably be me

Spot: Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? Find out on the next episode of “I think the fuck not”

Myron: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

York: [nudges one with his foot] Honestly, not much

I- Yes. I love squirmels

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Jack: You guys better eat healthy tonight, we have a rally tomorrow.

Race: *literally shoving sugar packets from the table so they can eat them later* Ok

Jack: Boys, what are you doing?

Albert: *opening up a sugar packet and emptying the contents into his mouth like a king being fed grapes, muffled around the gross amounts of sugar* Ignoring you.

Unmute !

If this was a competition I would have probably lost already because I don’t have much motivation. But when it comes to showing love, BEING IT ON

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

If you give an Albert a seltzer, he'll want a water instead.

I'm trying to distract myself from The Horrors so please ask me literally anything I beg of you