Jack: If I Had To Pinpoint My Biggest Flaw, It Would Probably Be Me

*by the docks*

Spot: Status is it's a boat and it's missing. Status on you is you're annoying and I wish you were missing

Movie theater: Please silence your phones.

Elmer, who hasn’t taken his phone off vibrate since 2012: *double checks*

I'm sitting here reading this going "I go to public school and the amount of stupid/uncomfortable/just why things I've seen that could be erased by a uniform is staggering"

First day of a new school ✌✌✌ and all I have to say is I am serving looks in the uniform 😌💅✨

OHHH MY SCHOOL STARTS IN SEPTEMBER!! I'll have a new class and I'm kinda scared but at least my best friend from middle school will also be in the class?? So that's kinda cool because we haven't talked in years since I had to change schools :O ALSO YOUR SCHOOL HAS UNIFORMS? THAT'S SO COOL- I BET YOU LOOK GREAT!!!

Crutchie: So tired of being a human, I want to be a flower

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Specs: I heard you like bad boys.

Specs: Well I’m bad at everything.

Specs: *winks with both eyes*

Garfield is a gigachad.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Katherine and Sarah: Every man that gives us their unsolicited opinion owes us 5 dollars and a frappuccino.