Katherine And Sarah: Every Man That Gives Us Their Unsolicited Opinion Owes Us 5 Dollars And A Frappuccino.

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Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

So my neighbor, a cute little 10 year old, decided that she wanted to know why I hyped up newsies so much. And so, we watched it. And I realized that a 10 year old is so extremely extra. Here are some of the things that have happened since watching livesies.

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Me: *sitting on the hammock texting*

Her: *for 26 minutes straight* I wanna watch the crutchie musical!!!!! Play the crutchie musical!!!!!! CRUTCHIE!!!!!!

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Me: I love dutchy so much, even though he doesn't get enough screentime or love

Her: *from across the street* CRUTCHIE?!?!?!

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Her: sing the crutchie song!!!

Me: sings letter to the refuge while trying not to cry every time

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Who knew this cute little girl could be so demanding

Myron: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

York: [nudges one with his foot] Honestly, not much

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Davey: Did you finish the last of the powdered doughnuts?

Spot *mouth full*: No

Davey: What’s on your face

Spot: Cocaine

Racetrack Higgins plays trumpet and bari sax because Loud

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Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Spot to Jack: You have the facial structure of someone who’s been curb stomped