Myron: What Are All These Dead Bodies Doing Here?!

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

Crutchie: So tired of being a human, I want to be a flower

Davey: And what do we say in these situations?

Jack: My anxiety may be chronic but this ass is iconic

Today is the only day you can reblog this

Elmer: 911. Hey I hate to be “that guy” but I glued myself to the ceiling again.

Davey: Jack stop napping and go sell the rest of your papes.

Jack: Napping sounds so childish. I prefer the term horizontal life pause.

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

reblog and put in the tags: your star sign, a song that you’ve been listening to a lot lately, your favourite colour, your thoughts on cows, and your favourite season!

Davey: I have an eidetic memory.

Race: So what you're saying is that you're great at spelling bees.

Davey: I mean yeah, I've seen the word spelled before.