If You Give An Albert A Seltzer, He'll Want A Water Instead.

Spot to Jack: You have the facial structure of someone who’s been curb stomped

Myron: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

York: [nudges one with his foot] Honestly, not much

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

i mean this in the meanest way possible, if you as a leftist, in an attempt to 'punish' the democrats, either didn't vote or voted for a third party, go fuck yourself. you chose your own self righteousness over actually doing good.

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Race: How's quarantine been going for you guys?

Finch: I haven't been able to go outside as much as I want to.

Albert: I went outside.

Albert: On my porch.

Albert: And just stood there for 5 minutes.

Albert: And then my neighbor across the street coughed so I ran back inside.

How do you protect yourself from being stalked online by your parents?

I often get messages from teens living with their abusive parents telling me about how terrifying it is for them to even look at my blog in case their parent finds out. I was a teenager before social networking on the internet. Honestly, when I was a teenager there was barely an internet yet. So, I don’t know how people protect themselves but I feel like probably there are ways. If you know please do share! A lot of people would find it helpful.

Davey: And what do we say in these situations?

Jack: My anxiety may be chronic but this ass is iconic

Specs: I want kids so bad

Romeo: So go to a playground and take one stupid where do you think kids come from