“Love Is Our Resistance”

Sharon called Bucky a fruit once and he never forgot it 💀

The way he hates John

I get you bucky. We all do.

Steve couldn't help the undignified snort he let out at the kid's words. Eye patch guy? It took him a couple of seconds to compose himself before he took the crumpled letter and read it over.

He schooled his expression, carrying the persona of the Captain and eyeing the young man before him.

"Seems serious," Steve started, he'd never been great at keeping secrets but with Tony swearing to dismantle his bike if he let the party slip he had no choice but to bite his tongue. Hiding behind the white lie he folded the letter and stuck it into his back pocket.

"We better get goin' kid,"

“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”

“Hm,” Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.

“So, who’s sending this invitation?”

[Sam, walking behind Steve and Bucky holding hands]

Sam: “OoH, lOoK aT uS, wE’rE aLl In LoVe AnD hApPy AnD nOt DeAd InSiDe.” Get fucked, both of you

Peter: May, I just saved the world!

May: You better save this ass whoopin cuz you ain’t even clean this house…

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

Sincee multiverse is now canon AA! Steve coming and just decking MCU Steve is now a very (un)likely possibility

AA!Steve won’t ever deck anyone. He’d make MCU Steve sit through a 55-slide PowerPoint presentation explaining why he needs to get his shit together and ask Tony out already (he faked his death obviously, this is now canon because I said so).

616!Steve is going to chew into MCU Steve for abandoning his duty to protect the world by going off to play house in the past. His slight head shake, as his eyes dig directly into the other man’s soul, makes MCU Steve feel appropriately guilty.

Ults Steve will just be like, “If you aren’t tapping that ass, then move over, because I sure as hell am gonna 🗡.”

Earth 3490 Steve just gives MCU Steve a look of pure disgust for squandering away so many chances. He personally carries a very confused, but flattered, MCU Tony bridal style to bed and tucks him in, muttering angrily (and without a sense of irony) about stubborn blonds with huge sticks up their butts.

1872 Steve basically waves his pistol at everyone and says, “I’ve only had this Stark for a day and a half. If anything happens to him, I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

EMH Steve is just terrified af when he sees MCU Tony because “He is smaller than my Tony, I didn’t think that was possible. What the hell Rogers, why haven’t you been covering his six all this while?!?!”

Meanwhile MCU Steve’s like, “You guys don’t understand. I’ve been trying to ask him out for six years but he’s thicker than a bed of rocks. He thinks my gestures are threats and hasn’t stopped being a cantankerous idiot for two seconds to realise I’ve been asking him to dinner almost every weekend since we met on Nick Fury’s helicarrier!”

Five: Vanya, are you alright?

Vanya, crying: Yeah it's just the onions.

Five, to the onions: What the fuck did you to Vanya.

Damian: What do we want?

Teen Titans: Pizza!

Damian: When do we want it?

Teen Titans: Pizza!