Peter: May, I Just Saved The World!

Avengers 4: It's just been a really shitty day...

Avengers: Oh no:( hope you feel better

Kakashi: Sasuke, why are you angrily sharpening your sword at 3 in the morning? Sasuke: Sakura wants me to go to therapy. Kakashi: She has a point- Sasuke: Yeah, because it's my fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill. Kakashi: Follow up question. What are you planning on doing with the freshly sharpened sword? Sasuke, already at the door: I saw someone talk shit about Sakura on the internet, so I traced their location. Fill in the blanks.

happy esposeaster! @chrisevanzs

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Some sk8 fairy tales ~ 

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

STEVE ROGERS’ BOOBS

That’s it. That’s the post.

marvel cinematic universe (derogatory) vs avengers assemble (affectionate)

PreSerum Steve: Am I going too far?

Bucky : No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Damian: What do we want?

Teen Titans: Pizza!

Damian: When do we want it?

Teen Titans: Pizza!

i bet in the mcu in the history classes they say steve and bucky were “really good friends” and then all the queer kids chuckle