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Steve: Bucky...

Bucky: Oh no, 'Bucky' in b-flat.

Bucky: You're disappointed.

Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

tsunade: i’m quitting as hokage so you have to be the next one

kakashi: what? lmao no

tsunade: you’re the only candidate who would pardon sasuke, if you don’t do it he stays in prison

kakashi: ……are you using the kids to blackmail me into becoming hokage?

tsunade: yep. have fun being in charge.

summary of the harry potter series

MCU Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.

MCU Steve: Aw. :/ You know, I really am gonna miss you.

616 Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.

616 Steve: Ugh. This is so unfair.

616 Steve: My heart is so heavy. Unbelievable.

616 Steve: The Avengers should have just left me in the ice.

616 Steve: This planet is just too cruel, now. How will I bring myself to wake up in the morning?

616 Steve: Oh, agony.

AA Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.

AA Steve: Oh? where’re we going?

Naruto: Are you okay?

Sasuke: No. This thing with Sakura is driving me insane.

Naruto: I also felt that way when I fell in love with Hinata...

Sasuke: Love? No, no, I've always loved her. But now I... *swallows* like her.

“ your shield is so shiny ! especially for something that’s been beat up a couple of times. hey, remember that one time i stole it ?? that was crazy. ”

"That was you?" He joked, "Ehhh, I could've swore that was some other spider kid."

controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute

AA, EMH, 616, Ults, and 3490 steve when they see MCU steve being an asshole

Adrian would panic about COVID because it's a human illness, get Sydney a hazmat suit and insist she wear it everywhere

"Adrian you can not start using spirit again just because of covid, look I have a mask it's fine -"

"okay but we're getting regular check ups from Sonya and that's final"