Damian: What Do We Want?

Adrian saw how much Rose loved her Russian himbo damsel who needed constant saving and thought to himself, I know, I'll make Sydney realise she loves me by being a useless himbo and act like I need saving from my own driving skills

"You bought a car you can't drive?!"

"Oh, no. I can drive it."

"So...you're gonna drive her around in it? I mean, it could work. She was practically salivating in Russia over-"

"Don't talk about her like that."

Rose blinking. "Over the car, Adrian."

"Right. But no, I'm going to get her to teach ne how to drive it."

"I'm lost."

"She can't resist a sexy car. Especially if I'm in it. And teaching someone something? I've checked all the nerd boxes. This is my best idea yet."

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Tbh I think my favourite moment between the Chaotic Duo may just be when Adrian quits self defence. When Rose finds out, the phone goes silent. Rose is laughing so hard that she's wheezing. Laughing so hard that she's silent, tears running down her face and body shaking. When she finally catches her breath, Adrian hears wheezing into the phone. "You-had- to-"

"Shut up."

"Because if she- touched you-"

"It's not funny."

"SIMP."

y’know, some things are just empirically true. like the fact that bucky barnes deserves to be tenderly held and gently kissed on the forehead and then pounded into a mattress by one steven grant rogers. it’s a fact you cannot dispute. 

//Reblogging this from my Pidge RP Blog//

Send 🎳 for our muses to go bowling together!

Langa: I'm gau

Langa: Gag

Langa: Gai

Nanako: It's okay. Take your time.

Langa: [points at Reki]

Langa: Reki.

stephen may have died for tony but would he eat tony’s ass

Kids this is what we call the gay strut™️

While similar in nature, it does vary slightly from its bisexual counterpart.

It must be noted for ultimate impact they can be paired together, though the combination can be lethal yet quite magical 🌈

what are you saying that didn’t happen what

Peter: May, I just saved the world!

May: You better save this ass whoopin cuz you ain’t even clean this house…