[Sam, Walking Behind Steve And Bucky Holding Hands]

*at an awards show* Naruto: Can I carry you on my back like Kakashi did? Sakura: I don't think Sasuke would like that. Naruto: *pouts* *Later* Naruto: *carrying Sakura on their back* Sasuke: What the hell?? Sakura: What was I supposed to do? Say no?

stephen may have died for tony but would he eat tony’s ass

Grandpa must’ve caused a scene at the bingo. His hubbae is here to b@il him out.

Insp

Howard: Was I a bad father, Tom?

Tony:

Tony: My name is Tony.

Steve couldn't help the undignified snort he let out at the kid's words. Eye patch guy? It took him a couple of seconds to compose himself before he took the crumpled letter and read it over.

He schooled his expression, carrying the persona of the Captain and eyeing the young man before him.

"Seems serious," Steve started, he'd never been great at keeping secrets but with Tony swearing to dismantle his bike if he let the party slip he had no choice but to bite his tongue. Hiding behind the white lie he folded the letter and stuck it into his back pocket.

"We better get goin' kid,"

“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”

“Hm,” Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.

“So, who’s sending this invitation?”

Reki: I owe you one.

Langa: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

bucky barnes + greek words for love (x)

I can’t even handle this.