Howard: Was I A Bad Father, Tom?

Chris’ cursing over the years

you would not believe your eyes

if i actually practiced, guys

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

Adrian would panic about COVID because it's a human illness, get Sydney a hazmat suit and insist she wear it everywhere

"Adrian you can not start using spirit again just because of covid, look I have a mask it's fine -"

"okay but we're getting regular check ups from Sonya and that's final"

✨And that’s how their confession went✨

Sasuke: Sakura... Sasuke: Not only are you wrong, but you've stubbornly stuck to your guts and insulted me in the process. Sasuke: Congratulations, you've become a true Uchiha.

Naruto: Are you okay?

Sasuke: No. This thing with Sakura is driving me insane.

Naruto: I also felt that way when I fell in love with Hinata...

Sasuke: Love? No, no, I've always loved her. But now I... *swallows* like her.

stephen may have died for tony but would he eat tony’s ass

Sincee multiverse is now canon AA! Steve coming and just decking MCU Steve is now a very (un)likely possibility

AA!Steve won’t ever deck anyone. He’d make MCU Steve sit through a 55-slide PowerPoint presentation explaining why he needs to get his shit together and ask Tony out already (he faked his death obviously, this is now canon because I said so).

616!Steve is going to chew into MCU Steve for abandoning his duty to protect the world by going off to play house in the past. His slight head shake, as his eyes dig directly into the other man’s soul, makes MCU Steve feel appropriately guilty.

Ults Steve will just be like, “If you aren’t tapping that ass, then move over, because I sure as hell am gonna 🗡.”

Earth 3490 Steve just gives MCU Steve a look of pure disgust for squandering away so many chances. He personally carries a very confused, but flattered, MCU Tony bridal style to bed and tucks him in, muttering angrily (and without a sense of irony) about stubborn blonds with huge sticks up their butts.

1872 Steve basically waves his pistol at everyone and says, “I’ve only had this Stark for a day and a half. If anything happens to him, I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

EMH Steve is just terrified af when he sees MCU Tony because “He is smaller than my Tony, I didn’t think that was possible. What the hell Rogers, why haven’t you been covering his six all this while?!?!”

Meanwhile MCU Steve’s like, “You guys don’t understand. I’ve been trying to ask him out for six years but he’s thicker than a bed of rocks. He thinks my gestures are threats and hasn’t stopped being a cantankerous idiot for two seconds to realise I’ve been asking him to dinner almost every weekend since we met on Nick Fury’s helicarrier!”