@milolovesbmc @boredsoup @fishcow99

when in doubt, draw excessive amounts of andrew rannells art because blair pfaff is an icon and you can watch black monday free off drive

somebody please talk to me about why the fuck william finn decided to make whizzer good at karate

AO3 Comments are SO SO SOOOOOOO important because you can only leave Kudos ONCE. You add to the hit count ONCE (every 24 hours).

So whenever someone updates their fic, the ONLY way an author knows who their regular readers are is if they comment on each chapter. And we WANT to know who's still reading.

Believe it or not, some of us think about the name that pops up constantly in the comments and go "omg I can't wait to see what they think of THIS SPECIFIC SCENE cuz I KNOW they'll say something about it!!!"

FUCKING PREACH IT, 

WE NEED MORE OF JARED ACTUALLY HAVING SOME DAMN EMOTIONS, THIS BITCH HAS PROBLEMS TOO AIGHT

I know that I'm supposed to look forward to or think about a lot of things concerning the DEH movie

but truthfully all I can think about is hoping that they'll make Jared an obviously also somewhat troubled teenager who's likely repressing that he's gay rather than just a one-dimensional asshole

I KNOW, I SAW IT AND MY BRAIN JUST DID THAT THING WHERE IT FINDS THE PERFECT SCENARIO FOR SOMETHING-

Random DEH Incorrect Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Four) :

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Jared: You know what I’ve always wondered? How do tall people like you sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Connor: It’s fucking four a.m.

Jared: So you can’t sleep?

Jared: ….Is it because of the blanket?

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Alana: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of items you have lost throughout your life

Evan: Self-esteem! Haven’t seen you in years!

Connor: Oh wow, childhood innocence! Can’t believe you found this!

Zoe: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Jared: Moral code, is that you?

Alana:

Alana: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mom left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Connor: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Evan: This knife is actually my magic wand.

Zoe: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a magic wizard duel.

Jared: *Cocks gun* Magic missile.

Alana: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Alana: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Zoe: Have everyone stand.

Evan: Bring three more chairs!

Jared: The most important ones can sit down.

Connor: Kill three.

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Good For You & Words Fail Be like:

Alana: Looking left because you don’t treat me right.

Heidi: Looking right because you left.

Zoe: Looking up cause’ you let me down.

Jared: Looking down cause’ you fucked up.

Evan: What the fuck is wrong with you guys

honestly, I can’t tell if this is accurate at all anymore, it’s- it’s been in the works for days uhh

but anyhow!! very late falsettos day post :)

Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. One) :

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Jared: Yo, I heard that 1 in every 4 people is gay. That means someone in this friend group is gay.

Connor: Who do you think it is?

Jared: I don't know, but I really hope it's Evan. Evan's kinda hot.

Alana: Uh, Ja-

Connor: No, let him figure it out for himself.

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Connor, walking into the room with a red solo cup: Did you know that Gatorade and Champagne are actually really good together?

Jared: Are you doing depressed science again?

Connor: When the fuck am I not?

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Evan: You need to accept that sarcasm will get you nowhere in life.

Jared: But it got me into the Sarcasm World Championship in Nicaragua three years ago.

Evan: Really??

Jared: No, idiot.

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Evan: I would never say that, in a million years, that my boyfriend is a bitch and I don't like him. That is not true. My boyfriend is a bitch, and I like him so much. He is a dynamite, five-eight, Jewish bitch and he's the best. He and I have totally different styles. When Jared walks down the street, he does not give a shit what anybody thinks of him, in any situation. He's literally my hero. When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It's exhausting. Jared once said that walking around with me is like walking around with someone who's running for mayor of nothing.

I swear to God I've read this as a fic

marvin says he’s thinking about trying to lose some weight and whizzer throws himself to the ground on his knees and starts sobbing

the cat girl empire.... it's begun

@weirdo-with-a-potato

guys I'll be better I swear (I will not)