Guys I'll Be Better I Swear (I Will Not)

you edit my willrick insanity I'll edit yours

do we have a deal 👁️👄👁️

so many invincible authors on ao3 kill off rick to push canon william and literally any mark variant together but consider

what if a mark variant tried to take william and rick killed the variant?

is this something?? it's one of those shower thoughts you're not fully sure about but you gotta see if anyone agrees just for the hell of it

It's Quote Time Again (P- pt. 10? I think?Dk)

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Jared: Do you consider me your friend?

Evan: Uh, yeah. What else would you be?

Jared: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against Hedi? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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Zoe: Oh my god, Evan! Those pants look great! And I bet they would look even better on Jared's floor!

Jared: Did

Jared: Did you just hit on Evan... for me???

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Connor: I'm thinking of a number-

Zoe: 420.

Connor: No, that's so fucking immature of you. Someone else guess.

Jared: 69.

Zoe: He literally just said-

Connor: Yeah, it was 69.

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Evan: Mom, do you know anything about emails? Specifically how to fake them?

Heidi: Emails? Evan, what is this for?

Evan: . . .

Evan: Fun

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Alana: Do you want to talk about it?

Jared: No, I just want to cry and watch memes.

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Zoe: I had a dream that we got in a huge fight.

Connor: Who won?

Zoe: Me.

Connor: Yup. Definitely a dream.

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Mark: We got a divorce.

Heidi: No, we messed up a perfectly good son. Look at it, it's got anxiety.

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Alana: What does BDSM mean?

Jared: Being Dead Sounds Magnificent.

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Alana: Why are people so caught up in top or bottom? Honestly, I would be super happy just to have a bunk bed!

Connor:

Evan:

Zoe:

Jared: I'm gonna tell her.

Zoe: Don't you dare

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Evan: When was the last time you ate?

Jared: Food is a social construct created and perpetuated by large scale agricultural interests.

Evan: It's... it's really not.

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Connor: It's hard to be the gay cousin, the emo cousin, and the family failure, but someone's gotta do it.

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Alana: You should really get over Evan, Jared.

Jared: I'd rather get him under me.

Alana:

Alana: Touché.

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Zoe: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks in the room.

Connor: Eh, no. That's stupid.

Miguel: *Walks in* Hey, anything cool happening in here?

Connor: Okay, well maybe I'll do it. Rules are rules, y'know...

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Evan: Have you ever had a partner?

Jared: Nah.

Evan: Wha- how?!

Jared: *Shrugs* I dunno, never asked, never got asked.

Evan: *Under his breathe* But your kinda really hot though..

Jared: What?

Evan: What?

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Jared: I fucked up. I fucked up,

Evan: Why? What happened?

Jared: I fucking fell for someone.

Evan: Damn. Must be someone really special for The Insanely Heartless and Cold Jared Kleinman to fall for them.

Jared, glaring at Evan: Yeah. Real special.

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Connor: Miguel is out of town, I'm cutting off all of my shirt sleeves.

Alana: ...Why?

Connor: He's pretty much, like, %90 of my impulse control.

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*SQUIPed Jared AU bcz I felt like it*

J's SQUIP: Straighten your back.

Jared: My back will be as gay as I want it to, fuck you.

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Evan: Kiss, marry, kill: Me, Connor, Alana

Jared: Kiss Alana, marry you, kill Zoe.

Zoe: I wasn't even on the list, what the hell?

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Zoe: Settle a bet, what day is it?

Jared: Friday?

Zoe: Well, well, well, looks like none of us got it right. This idiot thought it was Tuesday. *Looks at Connor*

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Evan: I look back on being 17 and think:

Evan: "Oh my god, how did I not die?"

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Evan: Why would you give Connor a knife?

Zoe, the tired younger but more mature sibling: He felt unsafe.

Evan: Well, now we feel unsafe! *Points to himself and Jared*

Zoe: I'm sorry,

Zoe: Do you want a knife?

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Connor: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Evan: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Jared: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Alana: My life is a little too much imagine and not NEARLY enough dragons.

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Novel Evan: Okay! Step one of being popular: Be straight.

Novel Jared: *Exists*

Novel Evan, bi panicking: Okay! Failed step one!

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Alana: When I was small-

Jared: *Snorts*

Jared: "was"

(He likes to feel tall)

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Novel Evan: I'm pretty good at hiding crushes!

Novel Jared: *Walks in*

Novel Evan: I have to gay- I mean go

and people wonder why I like Travis Phelps and his arc from Sally Face. 

here ya go

I think an underrated horror trope is “insular christian cult worshipping something that slowly reveals itself to be Very Much Not God”.  I think it speaks something to the bastardized nature of american christian sects like southern baptist and others. I think in a lot of ways the way colonialism pairs with christianity in the americas really makes it demonic in ways that horror makes powerful statements about.

So this has been drifting about in my head since i got home today

[Mimura, not wanting to be dragged to another art museum]: Come on man, can't we just, like, stay home?

[Sugaya, staring him dead in the eyes]: I would drag you there but they said not to touch the masterpieces.

. . .

Mimura: FINE I'LL GO.

i've been thinking about this all day and this is what my brain comes up with :)

hahaha :'))

yes but what will you give me if I do

CALLING ALL ARTISTS!!!

*visible shaking* draw marvin in this.

the falsettos modern au is just

whizzer, texting from work: hey I want the 🍆🍆🍑 2nite. K? 😘

marvin: okay

and then whizzer just comes home and marvin is sitting at the dining table reading whatever old men read in their free time and in front of him lies not one, but two grocery bags full of eggplants and peaches.

and whizzer is just. too stunned to speak.

thank you for your time

@weirdo-with-a-potato we've officially subjected ourselves to neverending catgirl hell

P.S.

christian borle I am so fucking sorry oh my god why did I spend so many hours on this PLEASE FORGIVE ME

I wish everyone who celebrates Trina Thursday a very good day filled with singing I'm Breaking Down and Holding to The Ground 🫶

happy trina tuesday we love you trin. a

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

I'm saying it,

Christian and Andrew are probably fine, but if you’re really worried they’re fighting,

Where was this when they saw most of the shows of the rest of the Falsettos cast members but not each other’s. What about when they were both at the Water 4 Elephant premiere and had no pictures? Were people harassing Andrew and Stephanie for not being like Anthony and Tracie and posting congrats for Christian, Betsy, and Brandon on their Tony nominations like people do when birthdays aren’t posted?

no cause people, especially Christian, don’t live on social media.

It’s not that deep, really, guys. Either he got a friend to play a role he cared about or not, but Broadway is small enough that no matter who they cast, it could have been traced back to Andrew.

While I was hoping for Christian to be Herbie, someone had to fill this role. This was falsetto fans who already bought tickets are still happy.

But if Chrisitan and Andrew did have a falling out, it's not recent.

Most likely, they're fine, and if it's a one-off pain, I'm sure they'll talk.