I Swear To God I've Read This As A Fic

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*andrew trying to pretend like he didn't just go through the whole of a day in falsettoland*

Why does Whizzer sleep like an ill victorian child??

@waiting-makes-me-antsy your redraw my good fellow! this guy is so chaotic oml

@boredsoup , first redraw all done, starting on the next!

win for the gays!!!!

win for the gays

Incorrect Quotes Are Nice

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Jared: You really think I give a fuck? I can't even read.

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Evan: Okay, okay. Stop asking me if I identify as gay, straight, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Connor: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Alana: Died, and came back as a cowboy. I call that reintarnation.

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Jared: What doesn't kill me should run, because now i'm fucking pissed.

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Evan: I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying.

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Zoe: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Jared: Well, well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Alana: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!! ....And this knife I found.

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Jared: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Connor: Goodnight moon, goodnight trees;

Connor: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Jared: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Evan: My life is as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Jared: 'Person of interest' is too flattering.

Jared: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building, and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Zoe: BEHOLD, The field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Alana: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Jared: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Connor: Fool me once, i'm gonna kill you

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Evan: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Jared: People are always asking me: 'Are you a morning person, or a night person?'

Jared: And I'm just like, 'Buddy, i'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Evan: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

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Zoe: With great power comes great need to take a nap.

Zoe: Wake me up later.

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Jared: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways.

Jared: ...I’m bitches.

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Connor: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Jared: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Jared: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Connor, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Connor: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Connor: YoU jUsT dOn'T gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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Alana, gesturing to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts, and I still can't find a boo!

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Jared: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Connor: Physically? Yeah, I could fight a bird. But, emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Evan: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Evan: *Punches wall*

Evan:

Evan: Take me to the hospital.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Jared*

Jared: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

when encountering William Shakespeare….

-write the thing that critics are calling the greatest thing they’ve ever seen

-get invited to the queen’s castle

-get knighted by her

-get told by her that Shakespeare is Not any good Not any good Not any good Not any good and that his plays make her vomit

-get told by her that nothing is as good as your musical omelette

-boast about this to him while aggressively tap dancing and singing

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

hsumpaoottwatlttutlcwlRH97swcdwww: hey so um my parents are out of town this weekend and the last time they used the liquor cabinet was like, Rosh Hashanah ‘97 so we can drink whatever we want

with all this talk of absolutely wild falsettos aus, I think it would be only fair for me to contribute

I found an audio this morning that brought back a thought i'd had while reading a fic a while back; what if whizzvin were composers?

In my head it's more that marvin is a composer and whizzer is learning but shh hear me out

picture me this

post whizzvin breakup, a year/year and a half in, whizzer is digging through his storage and finds a very old, very broken guitar from his college days (of trying to woo cute guys or something yk the drill), and wants to learn to play again

marvin, for extra money has a repair-thing going on because he's had to fix many of his own instruments anyway so he thought he might as well make something extra off of it

they meet again because of an ad posting with whizzer not knowing it was him doing repairs until he got there and slowly mend their relationship via marvin giving him guitar lessons

gay chaos ensues

yeah?? yeahh??????? I might just be crazy

lil guyssss @boredsoup the last of your redraws all finished up! thanks for sending em in :)

OFF TO COLLEGE PRODUCTION IN TROUSERS MARVIN! :D