Oh God. Who's Saying This?? Who Even??? Andrew Isn't A Narcissist Guys, He's Allowed To Leave Musicals

DEH Incorrect Quotes Part 17!

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Connor: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?

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Jared: Hey random, what are your favorite flowers?

Evan: Peonies, why?

Jared:

Evan: Were you going to get me flowers?

Jared:

Evan:

Jared: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Evan: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Jared!

Jared: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

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Alana: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Connor: Jared, probably.

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Jared, talking to Alana: Well Alana, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Evan do that?’ and if he would, I do not do that thing.

Alana: …

Evan, from the distance: He's not wrong though!

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Jared: Die.

Evan: Please don't die!

Jared: FUCKING DIE.

Evan: PLEASE DON'T DIE-

Alana: What..what are they doing?

Zoe, annoyed and tired: Evan bought a plant and now he wants Jared to accept it as their kid.

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Alana: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Jared: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Zoe: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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Alana: Can we go to a haunted house?

Connor: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Alana: W- what?

Connor: Goodnight, Alana.

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Evan: If I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?

Alana: Strong!

Connor: Weak.

Jared: An idiot. That's what you are.

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Jared: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

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Connor: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Jared: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

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Evan: Hey, I got a pet snake, what should I name him?

Alana: a pET WHAT?

Connor: William Snakespear.

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Zoe: Guys, I have a question.

Connor: kys

Zoe: I love you too,

Evan: Ah, yes. Siblings.

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Jared: Look at the buns on that guy!

Evan: *laying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*

Alana: This is the comedy police! That jokes too funny!

Jared: I'm not going back to jail!

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Evan: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.

Jared: Yes.

Evan: Which means he likes both guys and girls-

Jared: Ye- wait, what?

Jared: That's not what bilingual means.

Evan: Shh, it's okay Jared, I still love you, man.

Both:

Evan: juST NOT LIKE THAT-

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Zoe: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Connor: They do.

Zoe:

Zoe: Why did you say that so confidently??

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Evan: What's the signal for when something goes wrong?

Jared: We yell 'oh shit!'

Connor: ..That works.

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Cborle’s Shakespeare they could never make me hate you

OOO lala!

love the in trousers shot lets freaking GO

thank you for these!

reblog this with falsettos/in trousers and/or falsettos/in trousers cast (any of them) photos you want me to redraw I am BORED fellas

coming to bway (in ny) in fall I hear. and I'm going to bway in fall.

hm.....

every andrew fan who bought tickets for tammy faye for him just sighed a sigh of relief all collectively. strong winds reported today

new addition!! (Daphne SLIH + trans flag)

I’m still very much taking suggestions for these lol

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me

drawing them is not enough, I need to physically give everyone in the falsettos 2016 cast a tight hug

I was looking for a picture of joe from slih for my discord pfp and holy shit 😰 who let the republicans into broadway. WHO

shit scared me oh my god

somebody please talk to me about why the fuck william finn decided to make whizzer good at karate