Yes All My Favorite Characters Are Desperate To Be Loved. No I Don’t Think That Says Anything About

Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Two) :

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Evan: The human body is %70 water, so we are basically just all cucumbers with anxiety.

Jared: Excuse you, but with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume daily, I think it's more accurate to say that i'm an anxiety pickle.

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Evan: You often use humour to deflect trauma.

Jared: Thank you!

Evan: I- never said that was a good thing..

Jared: What i'm hearing is that you think i'm funny.

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Jared: I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you, Evan, are a fucking cactus.

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Jared: I will FIGHT the next person to insult Connor.

Connor: Bitch why, i'm a piece of shit

Jared: ALRIGHT SQUARE UP YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD-

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Connor, walking in: Sorry I was late, I was doing... stuff.

Jared, slamming open the door and looking noticeably disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING S T A I R S-

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Jared: 4/20 is in 14 days, and I want you all to know that I will not tolerate any weed jokes. Not on my good, christian blog.

Connor: But your Jewish-

Jared: Not when it comes to the devil's lettuce, you heathen stoner fuck-

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Death: I've come to kill you.

Evan: Let me ask Jared.

Death: It isn't a choi-

Evan: He said no.

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stardew valley

that's it

that's the post

the fact that he just shows up on a cruise 😭

like hello sir.... where have you been, again?

I mean. Don't get me wrong I'm happy to see you

He vanishes from the face of the earth sometimes I swear- I can't track him because he doesn't have social media oml

christian borle singing what more can i say in 2024

AO3 Comments are SO SO SOOOOOOO important because you can only leave Kudos ONCE. You add to the hit count ONCE (every 24 hours).

So whenever someone updates their fic, the ONLY way an author knows who their regular readers are is if they comment on each chapter. And we WANT to know who's still reading.

Believe it or not, some of us think about the name that pops up constantly in the comments and go "omg I can't wait to see what they think of THIS SPECIFIC SCENE cuz I KNOW they'll say something about it!!!"

@boredsoup , first redraw all done, starting on the next!

i think its doable

Idk anything about falsettos. Au where they manage and try to save a failing home depot then go into severe credit card debt

Falsettos fandom what do we think of this one here

PRIDE PFPS!!

I took it upon myself to start making musical pride pfps! my lil guys are finally finished

tell me if there’s any other characters from musicals you’d like to see and with which pride flags!

you can use these if you’d like, just be sure to tag me :)

UGH FR

I think my shuffle did Something Bad is Happening/More Racquetball and then... then fuckin' Love Thy Neighbour?

i find it so funny when the shuffle puts shit like feed me or whizzer going down or blue after a really sad song

like

“you, the one i left behind, if you ever walk this way, come and find me lying in the bed i made…FEED ME. DOES IT HAVE TO BE HUMAN?? FEED ME. DOES IT HAVE TO BE MINE???”

or like

“it’s not up to me, just let me be legally blonde…heyyyyyyy ‘ronica *womp womp womp womp*”

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

spotify has a vendetta against me. tell me why it just went from happy-go-lucky, upbeat It Must be Believed To Be Seen from the Charlie and Chocolate Factory musical to WHAT WOULD I DO

MORE DEH INCORRECT QUOTES HAHA!!! (Mostly Kleinsen; Warning lol)

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Jared: Hey, are you okay?

Evan: Yeah.

Jared: You don't look okay...

Evan: Then stop looking.

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Evan: Why are you drinking?

Jared: I drink when I'm depressed.

Evan: But you're always drinking?

Jared: *smug grin*

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Jared, trying to comfort Evan: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Miguel: I am in charge of this disaster!

Connor: I have a name, you know.

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Jared: I have issues.

Evan: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is to accept-

Jared: With you.

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Jared: My only talent is being stress.

Alana: Don't you mean stressed?

Jared: No.

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Evan: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Jared: Yes. Absolutely.

Evan: When?

Jared: When you're right.

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Connor: You have your weirdly sincere humility.

Jared: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

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Jared: What? I'm not aggressive!

Evan: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Jared: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Evan: Why are you on fire?

Jared: This is just how my day is going.

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Evan: Dammit! You ruin everything!

Jared, finger-gunning: Your welcome.

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Jared: *Seductively takes off glasses*

Jared: Wow...

Evan: *Blushes* Haha... what?

Jared: You're really fucking blurry.

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Miguel: You remind me of the ocean.

Connor: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Miguel: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Miguel: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Connor: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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Connor: I’m sad.

Miguel: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Miguel: And das not good.

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Jared: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.

Evan: I don’t usually eat with losers.

Jared: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

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Jared: Remember what I told you.

Evan: 'Don't be a cunt.'

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Jared: Hey, you wanna tarot card reading?

Evan: Those are Pokemon cards-

Jared: You got a magikarp.

Evan: ...

Jared: It means 'fuck you.'

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Evan: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Jared: On this moment, or just my life in general?

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Connor: I can never give Miguel shit because I’m jealous of him. He looks at his life and says, “Sweet! This is perfect!”

Connor: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”

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Evan: How much did you spend on this date?

Jared: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

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Jared: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Evan: But don't you hate yourself.

Jared: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.