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@cyclonewest and anyone else who would like to read a mediocre oneshot (lol)!!! here ya go :)

and of course I took that version of Marvin Takes A Victory Shower literally and wrote an entire oneshot off of it because I'm just sexy like that idk

Random DEH Incorrect Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Four) :

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Jared: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people like you sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Connor: It's fucking four a.m.

Jared: So you can't sleep?

Jared: ....Is it because of the blanket?

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Alana: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of items you have lost throughout your life

Evan: Self-esteem! Haven't seen you in years!

Connor: Oh wow, childhood innocence! Can't believe you found this!

Zoe: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Jared: Moral code, is that you?

Alana:

Alana: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mom left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Connor: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Evan: This knife is actually my magic wand.

Zoe: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a magic wizard duel.

Jared: *Cocks gun* Magic missile.

Alana: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Alana: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Zoe: Have everyone stand.

Evan: Bring three more chairs!

Jared: The most important ones can sit down.

Connor: Kill three.

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Good For You & Words Fail Be like:

Alana: Looking left because you don't treat me right.

Heidi: Looking right because you left.

Zoe: Looking up cause' you let me down.

Jared: Looking down cause' you fucked up.

Evan: What the fuck is wrong with you guys

reblog this with falsettos/in trousers and/or falsettos/in trousers cast (any of them) photos you want me to redraw I am BORED fellas

@chanty-loves-turtles sorry this took so long I’ve been job hunting and have summer extracurriculars!! but o h b o y this one hurt

thank you for sending it in anyhow :)

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

it's days like this I'm overjoyed I don't have tiktok. yep. what in the FUCK?

I would block everyone on Falsettos tiktok making jokes about Whizzer's death/aids/both. But then I don't think there'd be anyone left... Falsettos tiktok really needs to hurry up and leave those behind

I just thought of this, why-

Sally Face: Hey, is your name short for anything? Just asking.

Travis: Well, my father calls me a travesty.

Skidaddle skidoodle i'm crying aggressively in an empty bathtub at 10 p.m.

I'm reading The Picture of Dorian Gray and therefore they are reading The Picture of Dorian Gray

you just know jason is going "dad I don't want to try it. no offense to aunt delia but her food makes my mouth sad :/"

and marvin's like "uuuhhh... well, fair enough I guess."

I love it so much when they

when- when they father to son :D

Marvin qnd Jason interaction......

i've cracked. starting house md